d.jemme (it's pronounced "gem")
@d-jemme.bsky.social
Mom, DJ, dog mom, grad student (public history/museum studies), maker.
Mixes: https://www.linktr.ee/d_jemme
Mixes: https://www.linktr.ee/d_jemme
You're welcome. Make your own at imgflip.com/memegenerato...
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You're welcome. Make your own at imgflip.com/memegenerato...
Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 saw it in the wild
January 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 saw it in the wild
The irony is so thick on multiple levels...
January 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The irony is so thick on multiple levels...
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Meanwhile in the rest of the world...
January 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Meanwhile in the rest of the world...
Warning: talk of aging and boobs.
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Mammogram day... They need to come up with a better way for this. Utterly hate this experience.
On the other hand, the lockers to store your things while you get your boobs smashed are fun. I chose Queen Latifah. They use J.K. Rowling for storage. 😂
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Mammogram day... They need to come up with a better way for this. Utterly hate this experience.
On the other hand, the lockers to store your things while you get your boobs smashed are fun. I chose Queen Latifah. They use J.K. Rowling for storage. 😂
January 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Warning: talk of aging and boobs.
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Mammogram day... They need to come up with a better way for this. Utterly hate this experience.
On the other hand, the lockers to store your things while you get your boobs smashed are fun. I chose Queen Latifah. They use J.K. Rowling for storage. 😂
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Mammogram day... They need to come up with a better way for this. Utterly hate this experience.
On the other hand, the lockers to store your things while you get your boobs smashed are fun. I chose Queen Latifah. They use J.K. Rowling for storage. 😂
This tracks, yep. We will be listening to MLK speeches and eating birthday cake on January 20th. We don't have TV (we have "a" TV, but if you can access standard "TV" on it, well it's news to me). My daughter and I have decided to not access the Internet at all that day.
January 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This tracks, yep. We will be listening to MLK speeches and eating birthday cake on January 20th. We don't have TV (we have "a" TV, but if you can access standard "TV" on it, well it's news to me). My daughter and I have decided to not access the Internet at all that day.
Welcome to North Carolina, folks. I sure wish I could get out of here. I feel trapped because my sweet snuggly dog is discriminated against everywhere though.
I am not the person who would give up my dog to move though. Especially not an 80 pound #pitbull. It would be a death sentence for him.
I am not the person who would give up my dog to move though. Especially not an 80 pound #pitbull. It would be a death sentence for him.
December 15, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Welcome to North Carolina, folks. I sure wish I could get out of here. I feel trapped because my sweet snuggly dog is discriminated against everywhere though.
I am not the person who would give up my dog to move though. Especially not an 80 pound #pitbull. It would be a death sentence for him.
I am not the person who would give up my dog to move though. Especially not an 80 pound #pitbull. It would be a death sentence for him.
Has the dog ever shown aggression to other dogs?
December 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Has the dog ever shown aggression to other dogs?
This is the kind of ridiculous bullshit happening in #NorthCarolina right now. Truly fucking insane. This is full #fascism. I hate it here SO MUCH.
December 7, 2024 at 6:46 AM
This is the kind of ridiculous bullshit happening in #NorthCarolina right now. Truly fucking insane. This is full #fascism. I hate it here SO MUCH.
I am job hunting at the moment. It SUCKS. I have... Skills. Neat life experience. A fancy education. An interesting and varied set of resumes. I got passed over for a job at Whole Foods this morning.
But I thought you might want to see a picture of a #pittie in his new winter coat.
But I thought you might want to see a picture of a #pittie in his new winter coat.
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I am job hunting at the moment. It SUCKS. I have... Skills. Neat life experience. A fancy education. An interesting and varied set of resumes. I got passed over for a job at Whole Foods this morning.
But I thought you might want to see a picture of a #pittie in his new winter coat.
But I thought you might want to see a picture of a #pittie in his new winter coat.