Cubic Zirconia Dave
czdave.bsky.social
Cubic Zirconia Dave
@czdave.bsky.social
Some people might say my life is in a rut
I'm quite happy with what I got
People might say that I should strive for more, but
I'm so happy I can't see the point
Or a place to buy a giant armoire & a gilded old-timey phone.
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
(He voted for him. 3 times.)
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wood.
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
L. O. Fucking. L.
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
She’ll blame the woke mob either way.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Vile
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Next weeks episode is fire:

“Is Heather Stone (the girl who was mean to me once in HS) a total bitch or what? And do you think she sees me on TV?”
Brought to you by Sara Lee.
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bari Weiss never got over the stage that all teenagers have where they think they are more “profound” than others & really “get it”.
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Wasn’t he business partners with Reiner?? Castlerock?
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wut?
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Lolz. Followed
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
On brand.
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not just eradicate, but demonize, humiliate, and endanger
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
He’s got a real Frank Constanza vibe
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The complicity is mind boggling
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hopefully
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM