So much of local politics in red states comes down to choosing the least whack Republican. If you’re voting for a lone, doomed Dem in the primary, you’re wasting a vote for a worthless gesture.

Do I think Sidney Sweeney is this nuanced and engaged? No. But it’s worth remembering how this works.

Yes. I am just using this controversy as an excuse to get back on my high horse.

But if you post a bunch about politics but don’t actually understand the system enough to make sure your vote makes a difference in your community, be better.

The metaverse sucks ass. But the mural transfer potential of these goggles is sick AF.

Also. The metaverse seems full of fitness apps. Why in the fuck would anyone go to this hellscape to work on their fitness!?

I put on these dorky goggles to escape the limitations of my puny body, not to be made painfully aware of them!

Gonna be fit-n-dis weirdass control in your face.

Everything in the metaverse costs extra money. This is real money. Not meta money.

Finally, I accidentally entered a virtual world. It was full of people. They made fun of my avatar which was bald. They called me “Mr. Clean.” I wanted to make like the biblical prophet Elijah and call in some bears to eat them. But I do not have bear friends in the metaverse yet.

I have also watched YouTube (with the screen really big) and gotten motion sick.

So far I have scrolled Instagram (with the screen really big) and gotten motion sick.

Also: imagine the last holdout of civilisation in the greater Yellowstone ecosystem being Jackson. lol. No. It’s Rexburg all day, everyday. I don’t like it, but it’s true. Those are hardy folk.