My favorite was when he said that SNAP running out was a blue state problem, but I looked and, uh... this you, buddy?? Last I checked my state can afford to pay for itself, and also half of your federal aid, idiot.

I'm so upset, because I was playing Pokémon and saw, "omfg what a cute skirt!!" And then saw that the back was some fuckass shorts and it looks goofy as hell. This is my supervillain origin story.

Just got told that LGBT+ people are "tolerated, and that's it. Quit while you're ahead." And I couldn't help but think of this, so you can all laugh along with me XD. For real, though, sometimes I think they sit there in the mirror to come up with these lines, like "that'll scare that transgender!"

Don't you dare let me catch you being straight this month. I'll personally send you to El Salvador. No ICE gestappo needed.

Alright, kiddos. If you're going to protests, I wanna see your signs. So let's share them. Here's mine: