At least you can boil raw milk.

Isn't this how they flushed out Noriega?

This is why you carry a Post it that says, "Milk. Corndogs. Shit, this isn't enough milk for all of those honey nuts... Oh look... The Captain is on sale... I need mustard..." "And more post it's
.."

He looks like he put something up his butt and is at that "I have to go to the ER" phase.

I like the ones with little sliders.

Trick's on you! They don't eat vegetables! (Well, celery sticks with wings. But that's it!)

Yes. Born in '73.