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HOWWWWWWWWW
GAME FILE SIZE SIXTEEN POINT FIVE GIGABYTES
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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very funny that the line being drawn here is "image of marty mcfly" and not "effigy of james earl jones that says slurs"
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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same town where the Slow Rush cover was photographed!
the cover art for Tame Impala - The Slow Rush (2020), showing a house overrun by sand
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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finally caught my first shiny after 53 hours
a screenshot of a shiny Red Flabébé named Fiorenza in Pokémon Legends: Z-A
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Hahaha he might actually be telling the truth when he says he doesn't know shit about shit
The biggest problem appears to be the sheer amount of incoming. "I think literally 100,000 people have my cellphone number," Mr. Johnson said. "The greatest challenge of my day is trying to keep up. Because I miss literally hundreds of calls and text messages in a day. The peril is, I don't know how important it was, what I missed."
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Why doesn't the box also have a feature to push the lever for you?
Skinner box
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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there's so much going on here but "I have my highest Poll Numbers, ever" is such a funny fucking thing for him to say right now
The Economist's presidential approval rating graph, showing Trump at his lowest rating this term
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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tweet from Lauren @NotABigJerk reading "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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They really think we're fucking stupid. That's clearly Nixon
Governor Kevin Stitt, R-OK
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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a screenshot of Lida from Pokémon Legends: Z-A saying "Who's Zygarde?"
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A 5'5 GAMER BOY NERD LOOKING FOR LOVE. BISEXUAL BUT PLEASE LOOK FEMALE
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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can i say something
a screenshot of Griselle from Pokémon Legends: Z-A saying "Look at you, waiting like a good little boy."
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR ELECTROSWING
a screenshot of Jacinthe's battle intro animation from Pokémon Legends: Z-A
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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wojak being injected with hope
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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this doesn't stop google from "scanning all of your emails"! they've had the right to do it the entire time, and continue to do it regardless of whether the "smart" add-ons are enabled on your end:
a screenshot from the Google Terms of Service reading: Rights This license allows Google to: - host, reproduce, distribute, communicate, and use your content — for example, to save your content on our systems and make it accessible from anywhere you go - publish, publicly perform, or publicly display your content, if you’ve made it visible to others - modify and create derivative works based on your content, such as reformatting or translating it - sublicense these rights to: - other users to allow the services to work as designed, such as enabling you to share photos with people you choose - our contractors who’ve signed agreements with us that are consistent with these terms, only for the limited purposes described in the Purpose section below Purpose This license is for the limited purpose of: - operating and improving the services, which means allowing the services to work as designed and creating new features and functionalities. This includes using automated systems and algorithms to analyze your content: - for spam, malware, and illegal content - to recognize patterns in data, such as determining when to suggest a new album in Google Photos to keep related photos together - to customize our services for you, such as providing recommendations and personalized search results, content, and ads (which you can change or turn off in Ads Settings) This analysis occurs as the content is sent, received, and when it is stored. - using content you’ve shared publicly to promote the services. For example, to promote a Google app, we might quote a review you wrote. Or to promote Google Play, we might show a screenshot of the app you offer in the Play Store. - developing new technologies and services for Google consistent with these terms
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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gretchen whitmer upsets me because i really really really really want her to run for president but this photo will be in every single attack ad
Gretchen Whitmer hiding her face from photographers during a 2025 White House visit
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Guys look at this hilarious AI BLUNDER
text from a word processor reading "The squid guy from spongebob is named squidwarf [sic]"
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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this reads like a trump quote on all levels but it's actually from bush
"Of course not. I'm the commander—see, I don't need to explain—I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." - George W. Bush, as published in Bush at War (2002) by Bob Woodward
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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white people don't say "it's a boring game" anymore, they say "it lacks an engaging gameplay loop"
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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mega zeraora with a red X drawn over it, aligned with its extremities
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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depends on the domain but less "marketable" domains are very cheap

cypress.city runs me up $50/year but this one is even cheaper
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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a screenshot of Pokémon Legends: Z-A showing a Goomy sitting on a bench with a quest icon above its head
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Rude
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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live feed of my brain
a frame from TheJWittz's YouTube video "I Used Metronome ONLY In Pokémon Legends: Z-A Ranked" showing multiple images of N from Pokémon Black and White over top of a communication error
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM