Saw in half would also be acceptable.

So hey, if you play/buy/whatever with this, you are directly funding and supporting violent hatred against me and those I care about. Now I know for some of you that's the goal, but for the rest of you trying to justify your addiction to shiny pixels against doing something good: We're watching.

And anything larger than a station wagon should require a separate license.

buy shadow generations instead because its good and rowling has an irrational fear of shadow the hedgehog

Have you been following this? It's a new Star control game from the people who made SC2. freestarsgame.com

I could see that art on Resolute Archangel. Strong but fair, rare effect with 1 printing a decade ago.

OED citations for "what's up" date back to the 19th century.
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1838 E. C. Gaskell Let. 19 Aug. (1966) 37, I did not mention a word to Lucy but she must have guessed something was ‘up’.

1851 H. Mayhew London Labour I. 19/1 A shout in answer from the other asks ‘What's up?’

The phrase is at least as old as the 40s, as nobody really batted an eye when Bugs Bunny said it then.

The best part is that the negative use case could also be achieved by posting on Twitter or Reddit.

Denver Union Station going dry will be the most definite omen of the apocalypse.

I feel like there could be a sociological dissertation inspired by this statement.

Red cards always seem to have the best funny flavor text. This one is up there with Goblin Offensive.

Gotta visit Phlox to pick up an Eighth of the Heart.

Working in ophthalmology, my favorite work-related joke will always be:
"Boss, I've been diagnosed with anal glaucoma."
"Oh really, that's terrible"
"Yeah, I can't see my ass coming in to work today"

I tried, but the government cut my funding after I said the first 3 letters.