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Lmao
A member of the Democratic Party, Slotkin was a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) analyst and Department of Defense official.
April 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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let's goooo
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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what the fuck
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Me forcing all my friends to watch When Evil Lurks over the next month
a still from the movie When Evil Lurks. me, on the right, pointing to the camera; my friend, on the left, shying away in horror from the spectacle before them
October 29, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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this is an AI generated portrait who is going to DM you on linkedin about exciting new career opportunities
portrait of Mike Johnson, Republican and alleged human being, who is the new speaker of the US house of representatives
October 25, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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"the niceties of a past era"

the past era:
Image with caption: 'Machine gun equipped armored car built with steel from CF&I's Pueblo steel works, known to the striking miners as the Death Special. "The machine gun was turned on striking miners and used to riddle the Forbes tent colony."' Headline: "Two Men Are Shot in Kentucky In Incident Laid to Mine Strike," from Aug. 25, 1974. Both men were strikers. A scene from the 1974 documentary "Harlan County, USA" depicting an armed standoff between striking miners, sheriffs, and scabs
October 5, 2023 at 7:43 PM
cyphers.bsky.social
shut the fuck up. please shut the fuck up
screenshot of a new york magazine article titled "Sam Altman is the Oppenheimer of Our Age" with a photo of sam altman
October 1, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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twitter ads are an art form
ad for some bullshit boss software featuring a Simpsons frame with rich assholes labeled "bosses" watching monkeys labeled "staff" and "morelogin" fight with knives
August 10, 2023 at 3:52 PM
cyphers.bsky.social
I feel like the headline really buries the lede that these guys literally wanted to build Rapture

https://bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsky.social/post/3k32bv3vwzw2j
The ultimate strategy, according to the memo, was “to purchase the sovereign nation of Nauru in order to construct a ‘bunker / shelter’ that would be used for some event where 50%-99.99% of people die [to] ensure that most EAs (effective altruists) survive.” The memo also mentioned to plans to develop “sensible regulation around human genetic enhancement, and build a lab there,” noting that perhaps “there are other things it’s useful to do with a sovereign country, too.”
July 21, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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interestinf
June 21, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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facebook marketplace ad for "conquestador steel helmet" - $40
June 9, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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cat on a pizza blanket White Maserati with stickers: dabbing Pikachu, "swag", "always have you life", and supreme x2
June 3, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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I want them I'll take them please
Headline: Energy drinks recalled in Canada because of high levels of caffeine
June 2, 2023 at 11:31 PM
cyphers.bsky.social
we need more athletes on here
June 1, 2023 at 5:27 AM
cyphers.bsky.social
she's getting so tall
good cat sitting on a high up shelf
June 1, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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idk if most people realize that grocery stores are some of the most insidious and aggressive data brokers out there
https://www.grocerydive.com/news/kroger-precision-marketing-programmatic-courts-cpg-optimized-audiences-advertising-week/608665/
Text: 'The Kroger Private Marketplace draws on Kroger’s troves of first-party shopper data — the grocery chain is the largest in the U.S., serving 60 million households annually, per company estimates — to generate what Pratt called “pre-optimized audiences.” Those are intended to help brands better hit campaign targets, whether they be sales, consideration or general awareness. Kroger claims it captures shopper data on 96% of transactions tethered to its loyalty program, while the marketplace attempts to protect consumer privacy through a “deal ID.”'
May 31, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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Idk I thought this one was pretty good
Katy Perry's Teenage Dream album cover expanded to show her lying on a cat
May 31, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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there was a hole here. It's gone now.
Dumb cat staring at a wall
May 31, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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The industrial revolution and its consequences could be a disaster for mankind. That's why I, Henry Ford, am the only one who should be allowed to run a factory
Screenshot of a NY Times article. Text reads: A.I. Poses ‘Risk of Extinction,’ Industry Leaders Warn Leaders from OpenAI, Google DeepMind, Anthropic and other A.I. labs warn that future systems could be as deadly as pandemics and nuclear weapons.
May 31, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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Jebidiah Boston trading away good weather, good food, good politics, and a normal accent so that his city can have good sports luck forever
May 28, 2023 at 4:04 AM
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thank you technology for making my life easier and more efficient
May 27, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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This might be technically legal in America but it's an abomination in the eyes of man and god
Article with headline "A Photographer Spent Years Secretly Snapping Shots of New Yorkers’ Text Messages. See the Mortifying, Humorous, and Heartbreaking Images Here"
May 27, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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BART has free charging stations if you bring your crobar
photo of a power outlet behind a pried up metal grate on a train car
May 27, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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May 27, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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New PFPs just dropped
http://bart.gov/anime
drawing of BART's four new anime mascots. From left to right: Baylee, the GOAT, a star online influencer based in the bay area; Nimbus, Bard of BART, the storyteller and historian with a hawk companion; Mira, Train Operator (serious, by-the-book, industrious); and Jasmine, #1 Transit Fan and NUMTOT.
May 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM