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Cypher
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Data Scientist. I make videos, write basic bitch code and love my spouse during my off time. Messaging is key. Nordic model enjoyer. I love the place i live but hate the people in charge. 🇺🇸🪖🫏🔞. Austin, TX - Let's go!
Here's to another great Texas Tribune festival! I learned a lot about the current media, legal, educational, and religious environments this year. Ending it like I always do, a trip to Gus's Chicken. I have lots of thoughts and inspiration! Stay tuned

#Tribest25
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The American Academy of Pediatrics is considering not listening to the U.S. Gov Vaccine Advisory Board, and this is not a problem that should exist. It only exists because of RFK

#Tribfest25
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What Trump seems to want to do is dominate the news. He pardoned George Santos. Do you think his party want that? No! But he did it to dominate the news - Amy Klobuchar #TribFest25
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Listening to Eric Holder!
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let's see how long this stays up lol! #TribFest25
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In this house we stan PBS #TribFest25
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Megan Kelly makes her first move to lock down the libertarian party nomination in 28
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Let them eat cake
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In this house we stan the pickling arts. Made with white wine vinegar. Trust me, do it
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hands Off Central Texas, the organizers for the Austin event (which I volunteer with) had a great response
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just a drop in the bucket on how much this costs. We'll need to raise 30k. Giant EFFECTIVE protests aren't cheap!
#nokings
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
#maga #gop targeting No Kings Day 2 #musicfestival to distract from their government shut down. calling #grandma a terrorist is a joke! #wakeup
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hate people who do this (swing wildly based in politics) but it's wild that Dems have been over 40% the whole time.
September 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
September 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hurry up and wait
September 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Christian Fascism
September 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sigh this whole thing is stupid and just a repeat of what happened on Twitch with progressive victory #Chorus paying content creators
August 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So active duty military Influencers are making political content now... Talking about how the military will have people's back and then going on to be like "why are you threatening to kill me, why are wanting my livelihood to be destroyed... Not concerning at all...
August 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Maga will suddenly like state socialism when Trump does it.
August 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trans people in sports.
August 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Things that didn't happen ever for 500 alex...
Also, fuck your scab granddad bitch
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Look at what I'm responding to... You are wrong as others pointed out and I'm asking you why you think you are correct about this... Because all data points to you being wrong
August 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM