One day you’ll both be fighting over who gets that stupid wagon wheel coffee table

When I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you I wanted the rest of my life to start right away.

He seems to be enjoying becoming a breaking news correspondent lately. He is racing to get the scoop.

And I was a baby 23 year-old technologist working at Time magazine hoping you would fight off Paramount! And I guess you did!

Ever notice that his eyes never match his smile?

I guess none of jus golf courses have views of those platforms

Flow Well. And thank you.

I love that people are so excited to vote! I popped by my polling place this am just to make sure I was correct that there was no vote I needed to attend to today! They thanked me for double checking and I went to the beach!

Even Miami mayor!

Astonishing! Just getting worse! Now women were at fault for being over sensitive? He needs protection from women?

1) pretty women can be smart too, so don’t assume 2) maybe they have figured out how to get him to pay attention to actual national security information. That’s a good thing. I understand my version is unlikely, but, fingers crossed