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Cynical Toast
@cynicaltoast.bsky.social
Hardcore action gamer girl- fake gamers DNI

(She/Her)
i love and respect their variety but also if they just made infinity 20 times i wouldn’t complain
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i’ve been having a lot of fun replaying galaxy 2 on my nintendo steam deck recently for *ahem* a lower cost
September 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
somehow not even the worst character assassination dr has done lol
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
do you think hard drugs are a suitable substitute for a loving human relationship?
September 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i’m sure the next few games are gonna be just as good
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
not true. when i’m getting my monthly abortion i make sure to remind my chuds that that’s one less aryan tradwife who loves dota 2 in the world
September 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
asserting my GAMER superiority by being unable to get any of my friends into the games i like 😔
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
find your spider-pages
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
lure them in the with the soup… then give them the famous kick move!
September 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
down you go
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it feels like a second wind to get even a single one of my friends to play it with me lol
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i wish they’d brought him back in 5 tho i got no idea how they’d make him work as presumably one of v’s familiars. spider just too funny tho
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the end of video game spinoffs that weren’t mobile skinnerboxes was the death of society as a whole i think
September 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
many a great thinker has pissed here on these roads
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you see sega is a wholesome family company so they can be as greedy as they want but nintendo took down some fangames 10 years ago so…

(not a nintendo thumper btw)
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
dude it’s so clean damn
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i moderate the craziness of the digital world with a stabilizing routine of heroin and cocaine
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM