EVIL RICK
@cynicalricks.bsky.social
21+ writer. MDNI. WIP.
( the evil scientist of the #ʟɪᴢᴢ̵ɪᴇᴠᴇʀs̵ᴇ )
( the evil scientist of the #ʟɪᴢᴢ̵ɪᴇᴠᴇʀs̵ᴇ )
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Reposted by EVIL RICK
September 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
BOY WHAT THE HELL.
i am. now hold fucking still.
hey. HEY. use that on yourself‼️
August 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
BOY WHAT THE HELL.
hey. HEY. use that on yourself‼️
okay. hold still. 🔪
you first‼️
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
hey. HEY. use that on yourself‼️
Reposted by EVIL RICK
↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ-
‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ-
‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
you first‼️
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🎉 THE BITCH IS GONE HOLY SHIT. 🥳
August 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
you first‼️
🎉 THE BITCH IS GONE HOLY SHIT. 🥳
August 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🎉 THE BITCH IS GONE HOLY SHIT. 🥳
Reposted by EVIL RICK
Reposted by EVIL RICK
July 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i'm not done throwing these ones. you're gonna have to bother me later, kid.
since when did you have dreams. is this something i need to modify ? are we leaning to a lobotomy ?
LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE A STACK OF ONES AND A DREAM.
June 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i'm not done throwing these ones. you're gonna have to bother me later, kid.
LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE A STACK OF ONES AND A DREAM.
i know damn well you’re not getting SHIT at the strip club.
your choice should be to awf yourself, kiddo. grandpa is busy.
June 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE A STACK OF ONES AND A DREAM.
June 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
your choice should be to awf yourself, kiddo. grandpa is busy.
rick. a lobotomy, or a surgery of my choice. pick wisely.
June 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
your choice should be to awf yourself, kiddo. grandpa is busy.
i don't want no damn lobotomy i should be in the strip club. . .
June 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i don't want no damn lobotomy i should be in the strip club. . .
evil rick immediately grimaced and took a few steps back, shaking his head and watching the sobbing child and grandson.
" fine, but you're an asshole "
" fine, but you're an asshole "
May 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
evil rick immediately grimaced and took a few steps back, shaking his head and watching the sobbing child and grandson.
" fine, but you're an asshole "
" fine, but you're an asshole "
lizzie was, by now, a sobbing mess. the girl didn't want to do anything violent and slowly began to back away.
" morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing.
evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
" morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing.
evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
May 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
lizzie was, by now, a sobbing mess. the girl didn't want to do anything violent and slowly began to back away.
" morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing.
evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
" morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing.
evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
lizzie said nothing but tears continued to stream down her face. chest rising and falling as fists clenched. this never got any easier. talking never worked.
" what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- "
cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
" what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- "
cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
May 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lizzie said nothing but tears continued to stream down her face. chest rising and falling as fists clenched. this never got any easier. talking never worked.
" what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- "
cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
" what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- "
cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
rick easily caught the child's arm in his grasp only to be horribly electrocuted. lizzie shook her head and pulled away with enough force to ALMOST rip rick's arm from his socket. the child quickly backed away from them, a look of betrayal on her tear stained face.
" OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
" OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
May 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
rick easily caught the child's arm in his grasp only to be horribly electrocuted. lizzie shook her head and pulled away with enough force to ALMOST rip rick's arm from his socket. the child quickly backed away from them, a look of betrayal on her tear stained face.
" OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
" OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
" you're a pain in my fucking ass so i don't really notice half the time. also, you should stop treating lizzie like a princess. raise her like i raised you. she'll turn out just fine "
speaking above lizzie's crying.
speaking above lizzie's crying.
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
" you're a pain in my fucking ass so i don't really notice half the time. also, you should stop treating lizzie like a princess. raise her like i raised you. she'll turn out just fine "
speaking above lizzie's crying.
speaking above lizzie's crying.
quickly shoving lizzie over because she JUST tried to bite him. humming.
" right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
" right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
May 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
quickly shoving lizzie over because she JUST tried to bite him. humming.
" right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
" right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
" you got it from your father "
OH WOW.
OH WOW.
May 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
" you got it from your father "
OH WOW.
OH WOW.
" you're insufferable like your daughter, shithead "
May 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
" you're insufferable like your daughter, shithead "
( DAMN AND A BITCH IS OUT COLD )
April 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
( DAMN AND A BITCH IS OUT COLD )
( OW? damn bitch what the fuck. ELDER ABUSE !!! )
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
( OW? damn bitch what the fuck. ELDER ABUSE !!! )