Cymbal Choke
@cymchoke.bsky.social
No, the new name for Trump Republican is “Dipshit Asshole.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No, the new name for Trump Republican is “Dipshit Asshole.”
This image should be used in the next cognitive test for Trump, with the question “how many turkey necks are visible in this picture?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This image should be used in the next cognitive test for Trump, with the question “how many turkey necks are visible in this picture?”
This jackass not only voted to fund and empower Trump, he also has the audacity to tell House members to stop complaining about the ineptitude of Chuck Schumer. Maybe he should focus on acting like a member of the opposition instead of shooting his mouth off in defense of Schumer’s incompetence.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This jackass not only voted to fund and empower Trump, he also has the audacity to tell House members to stop complaining about the ineptitude of Chuck Schumer. Maybe he should focus on acting like a member of the opposition instead of shooting his mouth off in defense of Schumer’s incompetence.
Okay, but when the “other possible suspects” you’re still investigating ARE ABOUT TO COME INTO OFFICE AND BURY THE ENTIRE INVESTIGATION, you release the f**king files. This is just another example of incompetence and ineptitude from the Biden Administration, including Usless Jackass Merrick Garland.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Okay, but when the “other possible suspects” you’re still investigating ARE ABOUT TO COME INTO OFFICE AND BURY THE ENTIRE INVESTIGATION, you release the f**king files. This is just another example of incompetence and ineptitude from the Biden Administration, including Usless Jackass Merrick Garland.
So illegal immigrants — the same people working hard physical labor jobs out in the hot sun, the same people hanging around Home Depot looking for day jobs — are buying up the houses that middle-class Americans cannot afford? These people are so fucking stupid, I don’t even know how it’s possible.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So illegal immigrants — the same people working hard physical labor jobs out in the hot sun, the same people hanging around Home Depot looking for day jobs — are buying up the houses that middle-class Americans cannot afford? These people are so fucking stupid, I don’t even know how it’s possible.
@jaketapper.bsky.social watched the press conference and is wondering — have you heard about how Joe Biden’s mental acuity has slipped?
August 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@jaketapper.bsky.social watched the press conference and is wondering — have you heard about how Joe Biden’s mental acuity has slipped?
I hope that by “we” you mean CT, because EVERY blue state needs to gerrymander Republican voters into electoral oblivion. Republicans have been doing this FOR YEARS across multiple states, and it is high time that Dems start fighting fire with fire. Enough is enough.
August 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hope that by “we” you mean CT, because EVERY blue state needs to gerrymander Republican voters into electoral oblivion. Republicans have been doing this FOR YEARS across multiple states, and it is high time that Dems start fighting fire with fire. Enough is enough.
The idiocy, stupidity, and absolute ineptitude of the Democratic Party truly know no bounds.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The idiocy, stupidity, and absolute ineptitude of the Democratic Party truly know no bounds.
Yes. And in the museum dedicated to honoring President Pedo, there should be a large plaque recognizing Garland’s contribution — accompanied by a picture showing him balled up in the fetal position and cowering in fear under a desk, which is how he spent his time in office.
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yes. And in the museum dedicated to honoring President Pedo, there should be a large plaque recognizing Garland’s contribution — accompanied by a picture showing him balled up in the fetal position and cowering in fear under a desk, which is how he spent his time in office.
I will never understand why she and the Democratic Party did not demand and insist upon the vote count audits to which they were entitled. That failure, to me, is disqualifying for her to seek any other office — and is certainly disqualifying for her to ask the base to donate to future campaigns.
August 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I will never understand why she and the Democratic Party did not demand and insist upon the vote count audits to which they were entitled. That failure, to me, is disqualifying for her to seek any other office — and is certainly disqualifying for her to ask the base to donate to future campaigns.
Yes — unless you’re an inept Democrat who has no clue how to do politics. Let’s hope that AOC and Crockett pick up and run with this message.
August 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yes — unless you’re an inept Democrat who has no clue how to do politics. Let’s hope that AOC and Crockett pick up and run with this message.
In light of this, I am sure that @jaketapper.bsky.social would like to remind everybody of Joe Biden’s mental decline.
July 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In light of this, I am sure that @jaketapper.bsky.social would like to remind everybody of Joe Biden’s mental decline.
Was that before or after she drafted up fake Epstein files and put Trump’s name in there and — instead of leaking the files to the public — buried them in the hope that Trump, 9 years later and in his second term, would face pressure to have to release them?
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Was that before or after she drafted up fake Epstein files and put Trump’s name in there and — instead of leaking the files to the public — buried them in the hope that Trump, 9 years later and in his second term, would face pressure to have to release them?
But hey, @jaketapper.bsky.social is wondering if you are aware of the decline in Joe Biden’s mental acuity.
July 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But hey, @jaketapper.bsky.social is wondering if you are aware of the decline in Joe Biden’s mental acuity.
He should get the Nobel Prize in Medicine too, for his ground-breaking work in the use of bleach to clear out viruses inside the human body.
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
He should get the Nobel Prize in Medicine too, for his ground-breaking work in the use of bleach to clear out viruses inside the human body.
Yes, but do not stop in CA and NY — EVERY blue state needs to do this. And this is not solely about countering TX — the GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS in states they control, and it’s high time that Dems even the playing field. Enough is enough.
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yes, but do not stop in CA and NY — EVERY blue state needs to do this. And this is not solely about countering TX — the GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS in states they control, and it’s high time that Dems even the playing field. Enough is enough.
I guess all of that time he has been spending sitting in a dark closet waiting for Trump’s poll numbers to come down also gave him some time to think, and amazingly he came up with something.
July 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I guess all of that time he has been spending sitting in a dark closet waiting for Trump’s poll numbers to come down also gave him some time to think, and amazingly he came up with something.
Fantastic — let the conversion to Islam and Hinduism begin!!
July 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fantastic — let the conversion to Islam and Hinduism begin!!
Anybody who talks about bullshit like the “moral high ground,” or “going high when they go low,” needs to be forcibly thrown out of the fucking party. The only right approach now is to go full scorched earth, to use every unfair, improper, underhanded, nasty, dirty trick that we can imagine.
July 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anybody who talks about bullshit like the “moral high ground,” or “going high when they go low,” needs to be forcibly thrown out of the fucking party. The only right approach now is to go full scorched earth, to use every unfair, improper, underhanded, nasty, dirty trick that we can imagine.
The current party is a disgrace and an embarrassment, filled with useless, incompetent twits like @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social — who don’t understand the first thing about how to do politics. We need to turn things over to the few Dems who get it, like AOC, Crockett, et al.
July 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The current party is a disgrace and an embarrassment, filled with useless, incompetent twits like @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social — who don’t understand the first thing about how to do politics. We need to turn things over to the few Dems who get it, like AOC, Crockett, et al.
Or — you can just search for “OK dipshit.”
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Or — you can just search for “OK dipshit.”
And we, the people, each need to send him a letter, each and every day, that says precisely what he urged his DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges: “Fuck you.”
July 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
And we, the people, each need to send him a letter, each and every day, that says precisely what he urged his DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges: “Fuck you.”
Yes — and this is EXACTLY what every blue state needs to study so that it can gerrymander GOP voters into electoral oblivion. The GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS, while the incompetent Dems have been sitting around watching and “playing by the rules” and “doing what’s right.” Enough is enough.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes — and this is EXACTLY what every blue state needs to study so that it can gerrymander GOP voters into electoral oblivion. The GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS, while the incompetent Dems have been sitting around watching and “playing by the rules” and “doing what’s right.” Enough is enough.
Wow, looks like it’s time for partisan hack asshole @jaketapper.bsky.social to file another breathless report about Biden’s declining mental acuity.
July 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wow, looks like it’s time for partisan hack asshole @jaketapper.bsky.social to file another breathless report about Biden’s declining mental acuity.
How did you leave off what he urged DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges, namely “Fuck you”? Now that HE is going to be a federal judge, it would be a shame if millions of people each send him a letter every day that simply says “Fuck You.”
July 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How did you leave off what he urged DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges, namely “Fuck you”? Now that HE is going to be a federal judge, it would be a shame if millions of people each send him a letter every day that simply says “Fuck You.”