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Diagram of "fish hook theory" where the political spectrum spans from far left to far right but the far right end loops back to centrist in the shape of a fish hook.
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Big news @catboss.bsky.social. I'm gonna eat so many double deckers.
Tweet announcing the return of Taco Bell's Y2K menu on Sept 9th.
August 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I can't find a source for the quoted skeet which might be the result of a gross misunderstanding of domestic production capacity vs. total consumption, if not an outright lie. Afaict only ~15% of Germany's consumption is from renewables and literally all of the rest is fossil fuels.
Chart detailing Germany's energy consumption mix by category from 1990-2024, showing the vast majority is sources from fossil fuels.
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Gif of wallet opening with cobwebs and bat flying out.
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
retvrn
Painting of Diogenes the Cynic in residence in Greece's first tiny-home: his wine barrel.
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Branding/SEO reasons to avoid confusion
Image of Power Rangers villain Rita Repulsa grimacing angrily.
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Seems like mushrooms are taxonomically misclassified by the devs then
Reddit post that reads: I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go "listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms"
December 12, 2024 at 11:31 PM
"officer down" party meme but it says "chief executive officer down"
December 4, 2024 at 11:03 PM
sometimes that ass stares back
Illustration of a man being surprised by a shrine "butt eye" yokai showing it's defining feature.
February 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Tried searching for the author on YouTube to find the vid and this is what YouTube serves up. Thanks google
Screenshot of terrible YouTube Shorts® recommendations starring: hot girls and Zionist bullshit
November 28, 2023 at 4:12 PM
it’s an armored personnel carrier from the future -- what Bladerunner would have driven
The Super Mario Bros Movie (1993) transom-powered police vehicle stacked on top of a civilian vehicle.
November 1, 2023 at 5:36 PM
imagining the FDEU-equivalent arms race "Highlander neck armor guy" but for defending against all possible rube-goldberg death sequences
Picture of "Highlander: The Source" Guardian wearing armor protecting only his neck from decapitation.
October 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Image of Deer Lady from Reservation Dogs
October 29, 2023 at 7:43 PM
There were two 'Reigns of Terror,' if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the 'horrors' of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror--that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.
October 27, 2023 at 6:37 PM
hey uhhhh how do I become a hostage
Freed Israeli hostage of Hamas giving an interview with Sky News with chyron saying "Freed hostage says doctor saw her during captivity"
October 24, 2023 at 2:02 PM
"Officer Down" confetti party star meme but it says "Settler Down"
October 22, 2023 at 10:29 PM
when u already hyuck but she keep syuckin
Goofy G. Goof ahegao
October 6, 2023 at 7:20 PM
snorting my kirkcoke off this
Image of Costco.com page for 1oz gold bar for purchase.
October 6, 2023 at 5:55 PM
When did this become funnier than this
Old PR picture of Elon and Theil at PayPal prior to Elon getting hairplugs.
September 29, 2023 at 5:13 PM
This meal just cost me $7,800 at Exuma Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Bread, cheese, lettuce, and tomato in a Styrofoam to go container. The "meals" provided at the disastrous Fyre Festival.
September 21, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Screencap of Metal Gear: Revengeance villain U.S. Senator Steven Armstrong.
August 30, 2023 at 3:54 PM
parody of themselves
Associated Press headline reads "Competitors get down and dirty at Britain's bog snorkeling championships". Image depicts a bog snorkeler with a large frog sitting on their head.
August 28, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Graph depicting ark ages stunting scientific advancement but blaming grey laminate flooring for stunting housing aesthetics.
August 25, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Black & white bust portrait of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov also known as Vladimir Lenin.
August 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
intrusive thought
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers" in the TMNT title font, rhythm, and melody.
August 22, 2023 at 4:57 PM