CyclopsDragon
@cyclopsdragon.bsky.social
He/Him | 28 | Software dev | Massive music nerd | Rhythm games | 🏳️🌈 | Icon: @blazepanda.bsky.social | Header: @ripa_ria357 (twt) (18+) | Derg | FFXIV: Draid Kylian@Hyperion
I was just reading the lyrics for Temperature by Sean Paul and I may have stumbled upon the greatest unreviewed Genius annotation of all time
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I was just reading the lyrics for Temperature by Sean Paul and I may have stumbled upon the greatest unreviewed Genius annotation of all time
First hacker in Nightreign. Thankfully, I already knew how to clear the stacks.
("Power of Vengeance" and "Power of House Marais" are passive abilities normally tied to legendary weapons that power you up for each enemy killed, but here they're impossibly on relics that they started the run with)
("Power of Vengeance" and "Power of House Marais" are passive abilities normally tied to legendary weapons that power you up for each enemy killed, but here they're impossibly on relics that they started the run with)
July 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
First hacker in Nightreign. Thankfully, I already knew how to clear the stacks.
("Power of Vengeance" and "Power of House Marais" are passive abilities normally tied to legendary weapons that power you up for each enemy killed, but here they're impossibly on relics that they started the run with)
("Power of Vengeance" and "Power of House Marais" are passive abilities normally tied to legendary weapons that power you up for each enemy killed, but here they're impossibly on relics that they started the run with)
The dried mangoes have reached dimensions that most humans can never even hope to comprehend.
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The dried mangoes have reached dimensions that most humans can never even hope to comprehend.
Corporations on June 1st vs. corporations on July 1st
July 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Corporations on June 1st vs. corporations on July 1st
Who came up with this hashtag and how do I tell them to stop cooking
June 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Who came up with this hashtag and how do I tell them to stop cooking
If you've ever wanted to see how fucked the bird website is but don't want to go back there, here's a nice encapsulation for you.
June 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you've ever wanted to see how fucked the bird website is but don't want to go back there, here's a nice encapsulation for you.
On one hand, I am *extremely* happy to have gotten an optimal Idol build with a bonus nat negative Chad. On the other hand, I had so many nat negative commons. Imagine if one of them had been a Juggler to let me use an additional Ectoplasm...
May 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
On one hand, I am *extremely* happy to have gotten an optimal Idol build with a bonus nat negative Chad. On the other hand, I had so many nat negative commons. Imagine if one of them had been a Juggler to let me use an additional Ectoplasm...
Newest stupid achievement: won a run of Balatro playing only 5 of a kind. Thanks, Wee Joker and Erratic Deck!
May 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Newest stupid achievement: won a run of Balatro playing only 5 of a kind. Thanks, Wee Joker and Erratic Deck!
I rode a bus 45 minutes and paid 18 Australian dolleridoos for this fucking scrumptious dessert and honestly I'd do it again. Matcha, yuzu, lychee, and almond, a very interesting combination.
May 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I rode a bus 45 minutes and paid 18 Australian dolleridoos for this fucking scrumptious dessert and honestly I'd do it again. Matcha, yuzu, lychee, and almond, a very interesting combination.
Not even a lack of knowledge of the subject matter can stop my natural shitposting instinct
May 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Not even a lack of knowledge of the subject matter can stop my natural shitposting instinct
Bury me with my negative jokers (I rolled into another one with my 220 rerolls)
May 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bury me with my negative jokers (I rolled into another one with my 220 rerolls)
MFW I'm on vacation halfway around the world and I pull off my first unseeded naneinf, on mobile, on a seed with 10 natural negatives (I sold one for Verdant Leaf). Nat negative Oops and nat negative Parking low-key carried while I was looking for Burglar.
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
MFW I'm on vacation halfway around the world and I pull off my first unseeded naneinf, on mobile, on a seed with 10 natural negatives (I sold one for Verdant Leaf). Nat negative Oops and nat negative Parking low-key carried while I was looking for Burglar.
Forget unsubscribe buttons, give me a button to tell you to stop putting emojis in your email subject lines.
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Forget unsubscribe buttons, give me a button to tell you to stop putting emojis in your email subject lines.
Probably my best unneeded Balatro run to date, and on mobile no less. Shame that I didn't even see blank, much less antimatter.
May 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Probably my best unneeded Balatro run to date, and on mobile no less. Shame that I didn't even see blank, much less antimatter.
How the fuck did this get stuck like this
April 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
How the fuck did this get stuck like this
Oh yeah, they increased the video length limit here, which means I can finally post the Looney Tune transcription I did
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh yeah, they increased the video length limit here, which means I can finally post the Looney Tune transcription I did
Unofficial Quarterly Pack preview
March 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Unofficial Quarterly Pack preview
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
January 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
Welcome to my TED Talk
December 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Welcome to my TED Talk
New expansion, new background! Thanks to @canvaskat.bsky.social for the commission to update this piece. All ready for the trains again! (as soon as I clear FRU lol)
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
New expansion, new background! Thanks to @canvaskat.bsky.social for the commission to update this piece. All ready for the trains again! (as soon as I clear FRU lol)
Perfect encapsulation of Elmo and Trump
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Perfect encapsulation of Elmo and Trump
I have no horse in this race but
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I have no horse in this race but
