gotye hit me with his suv on my bike when i was 12 and the hospital put me in a broom closet

ladies who bring their fat headed husbands that are shaped like hamshanks to say "ummm" together looking at menus must have true love

idk what it is about oreos because if you eat enough of them that brennan lee mulligan bit about oreos becomes more and more relevant

idk if it helps my algorithm by posting stuff like. hobbies but i do this in my spare time

when i was in high school a friend of mines backyard was a junkyard and one day we all went back there and started lighting stuff on fire like cavemen and we inhaled alot of smoke from a green fire because we thought it was cool and got so sick we missed school the week after

"man i like poliwhirl but i wish it had an evolution with drizzle"

the ever-dependable politoed:

last Saturday was the last farmers market until spring rolls around and i went in for some sourdough and the woman selling it tore a piece of one off and gave it to me like a treat and i ate it and said "mmm goodness" like an 1800s nobleman

i've been trying to collect physical copies of movies (while i have disposable income) and i need like. a list of some classics or something

Hi to anyone coming over from my other account! I don't know how many of you there'll be, but I'm happy you're here, too.