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@cycliszt.bsky.social
Melania 💭 “I know I von’tbe crying ven he goes.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Kevin Asshat can smile through his absurdities. That’s admirable.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think that’s what you call “blowback.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
In March they did a routine exam on me. They shoved a tube up my butt. I don’t know what it was for but the doctor said it was the best result he’s ever seen for whatever they did.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Best MRI ever. He just doesn’t know what it analyzed.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That works too!
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Don’t reach for 🍿 for this shit show. Pour some 🥃.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What in the actual fuck is a Supreme doing on Fox? All gussied up too.
October 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I was thinking coffin.
October 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You can tell how low on blood Miller is by how often he does his head glitch to the right. It’s close to feeding time in this interview. 🦇 💩 🤪
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well, should have made the premium tax credits permanent with increases.
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Psychotic abuser. That guy is a menace.
October 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Once again, if you give this extortionist anything, he’ll always come back for another shakedown.
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They’ll be seizing American farmland before that happens.
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Right wing founder of TP USA killed by right wing assassin raised in right wing family in a right wing state but it’s “THEY.”
September 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Great.
Just great.
I wish I would have known before scheduling a new driveway.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The sky is paisley in his world.
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ka$h App has crashed.
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’d like to see you own WaPo when this lawsuit is settled.
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If I heard this motherfucker walking toward me at a car dealership, I’d run the other way until I couldn’t run anymore.
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM