@madkeebdog.bsky.social ..
Welcome! I saw your FB post

Oops. It's past dinnertime here in the chateau. The security team is getting testy about it. How do they tell time?

Gidget sticks her tongue out like this sometimes. I don't know why. She's a rescue dog from the Humane Society. She growls at me when she needs to go outside. Spaniels are weird.

This is an advanced torture device, a CPAP mask that's intended to improve my sleep but instead does the precise opposite. The seals leak, not a problem in themselves as I can sleep with a bit of hissing noise, but if I turn my head even slightly, they fart!

One of my favorite old photos. This little guy is big enough and strong enough to carry me over his shoulder!