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Justin Melillo
@cybren.bsky.social
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Award winning sandwich artist. Expert wifeguy. Likes a good quality pen. Dr. Pepper enthusiast. Immune to propaganda.
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I think I’m winning
Slay the spire screenshot in which a silent deck has gone off with discard synergies to generate 887 block, 22 stacks of buffer, and a hundred poison, with gameplay in the middle of resolving a concentrate discarding two reflex and a tactician+. It’s very silly.
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Yeah, they did
promotional art for the eighth worst television show of all time that isn't a sitcom, documentary, or reality show
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Couldn’t get a good cross section because I don’t have no toothpicks and the structural integrity was buckling
A BLT cut in half and in the process of sliding apart.
September 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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You know what bro? I do feel balanced now.
Toast, breakfast sausage, fried eggs, a glass of orange juice, a glass of (soy) milk, and a small bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, a “balanced breakfast” like in the cereal commercials.
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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You all owe me $5 for the feet
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Two delinquents have decided to commandeer my vehicle
Shot of the rear driver side wheel and bumper of a car with two orange cats, one adjacent to the tire and the other underneath the vehicle.
August 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I got the lamb
Photo of red wine braised lamb shanks over barley risotto in a glossy and delicious sauce
August 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Okay Ed, what the fuck is this shit?
August 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I… did not know they still made capons
selection of less common meats in a grocery store fridge. Venison, as well as wild boar and alligator featured This one has yak and elk???? What’s going on This one has a goose (sure) and CAPON?
August 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Phorgot to pho post
A delicious bowl of brisket pho 🤤
August 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Title/box (??? Idk which one don’t ask me) for the NES game bad dudes vs dragonninja. Two generic 80s action guys are standing back to back in front of a city skyline doing a 💪 flex and yelling
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Fluffy cat standing on the corner of a code table in a photo cropped to ineffectively hide a messy living room
June 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Mesquite smoke turkey, Wisconsin sharp cheddar, sliced Granny Smith apple, thinly sliced onions, and a mayo honey mustard
Cross-section of the above-described sandwich. Personally I think the cheddar cheese is a little thick but admittedly it’s sort of the whole deal. It’s a turkey cheddar apple sandwich.
June 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Made wifey a Juneteenth sammich upon her request. Black Forest ham, prosciutto, hot sopressata, black truffle burrata, chopped calabrian chiles, pickled red onion, and some arugula dressed with oil, vinegar, and grana padano
A sandwich with various meats and other fillings, some of which are vaguely Italian
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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7 years with my lil dumbass today
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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“Justin why is your hair thinning” well it’s not from aging I can tell you that much
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Lt. Commander Geordi LaForge and Buffy the Mouse Slayer
My cat Geordi trying to fit inside my steam deck carrying case (he does not) My cat buffy loafing on a stack of boxes, next to a packaged panda costume
March 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Some old cat pics
Two grey cats )one long hair one short) next to each other on a computer desk looking directly at the camera A cute lil car wrapped up in a towel so only her head peeks out My asshole of a cat napping on my shorts My other asshole of a cat napping on top of my fridge after having knocked off the things atop it
March 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Wife never tried mortadella so I made her a sandwich to take to work last night. Ciabatta with some olive oil, balsamic glaze, some dressed arugula, mortadella, prosciutto, provolone, and fresh lemon ricotta.
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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How do you play this act 4 shop
Slay the spire act 4 shop on ascension 20. Player has The Courier, 476 gold, and an open potion slot, as well as a lot of relics many of which aren’t that relevant. Slay the spire deck picture part 1. I’m sorry but I’m not writing out my full deck list here, certainly screen readers can manage printed text in an image Deck pic 2 Deck pic 3
February 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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One thing about me is that I’m going to make a pizza using a flatbread.
February 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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That’s an authentic dinglehopper
February 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM