I just sighed the biggest (bigly-est?) sigh I’ve ever sighed.

I think it was paid in cash and delivered in a chain restaurant take-out bag.

It’s super good. Funny and touching. And I’m reading the middle was “Fuck ICE.” It got bleeped.

I think he swallowed like 10 of his nicotine pouches before this hearing so he wouldn’t get caught sneaking them into his mouth this time. #eyebrowsontweak

Right? His tax liability should be way in the negative.

Because she can take it to eleven. Eleven is more than ten. 😆

I don’t know if you’ve seen Trump try to drink water out of a glass, but…

Idk. I think he’s actually a fan of the golden age of art. Or something.

But who needs the CDC, right? Safety and health to your daughter and SIL! I am TB+ (latent TB) from my old job working in the field with high-risk, unhoused population. (Oh—and that was funded by a federal grant.) I can’t believe all of our safety systems and nets are crumbling.

I’m waiting for her to turn it up to 11.

She can suck an egg. If she can find one.

Nepo-baby tantrums. Maybe people should laugh in their faces when they try these weak “power moves.”

Omg this is hilarious. (Love, CoffeeFox.)