CyberJman ✊ 💜 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💜 ✊
@cyberjman.bsky.social
Gamer, Dad, Husband.
Check me out on twitch.tv/CyberJman!
If you're a fascist, bigot, racist, sexist, or just plain asshole, you're not wanted here! 🌈👹
He/Him
Check me out on twitch.tv/CyberJman!
If you're a fascist, bigot, racist, sexist, or just plain asshole, you're not wanted here! 🌈👹
He/Him
WHO IS CARL?! AND WHY ARE NOW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?!? 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
WHO IS CARL?! AND WHY ARE NOW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?!? 😭
"No kissing, no kissing." 😂
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"No kissing, no kissing." 😂
Not to be a butt or anything... But I must know. Is this a mistake or am I just looking at it wrong??
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not to be a butt or anything... But I must know. Is this a mistake or am I just looking at it wrong??
It was literally this. 😂 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It was literally this. 😂 🤣
The person who made this post doesn't allow quote posts, but all I wanted to say was that I legit thought this was talking about people's stress levels, not the tectonic plates.
I was fully on board with the idea that people's stress could get so high the earth would be fucked. 😂
I was fully on board with the idea that people's stress could get so high the earth would be fucked. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The person who made this post doesn't allow quote posts, but all I wanted to say was that I legit thought this was talking about people's stress levels, not the tectonic plates.
I was fully on board with the idea that people's stress could get so high the earth would be fucked. 😂
I was fully on board with the idea that people's stress could get so high the earth would be fucked. 😂
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
Whatsapp out here not understanding what my wife is saying. 😂
Apparently "Laundry detergent" means something else entirely! 🤣
Apparently "Laundry detergent" means something else entirely! 🤣
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Whatsapp out here not understanding what my wife is saying. 😂
Apparently "Laundry detergent" means something else entirely! 🤣
Apparently "Laundry detergent" means something else entirely! 🤣
I heard one of the founders was dating a girl named *checks notes* Mary Poppins!
She was overheard singing:
🎵 "A spoonful of ANTIFA makes the authoritarian go down." 🎵
She was overheard singing:
🎵 "A spoonful of ANTIFA makes the authoritarian go down." 🎵
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I heard one of the founders was dating a girl named *checks notes* Mary Poppins!
She was overheard singing:
🎵 "A spoonful of ANTIFA makes the authoritarian go down." 🎵
She was overheard singing:
🎵 "A spoonful of ANTIFA makes the authoritarian go down." 🎵
Yep. Got this bullshit in my email yesterday. 😤😮💨
October 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yep. Got this bullshit in my email yesterday. 😤😮💨
I knew already that the military was already under Trump's thumb, but this... This is hard to read. 😤😮💨
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I knew already that the military was already under Trump's thumb, but this... This is hard to read. 😤😮💨
Oh... I didn't realize it was just me with the shitty commander! That's crazy!
I must be seeing and hearing things that aren't actually happening right in front of me! 🤦🏻♂️
It wasn't just me buddy.
Let me know if you need more examples. Because there are HUNDREDS. 🙄
I must be seeing and hearing things that aren't actually happening right in front of me! 🤦🏻♂️
It wasn't just me buddy.
Let me know if you need more examples. Because there are HUNDREDS. 🙄
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh... I didn't realize it was just me with the shitty commander! That's crazy!
I must be seeing and hearing things that aren't actually happening right in front of me! 🤦🏻♂️
It wasn't just me buddy.
Let me know if you need more examples. Because there are HUNDREDS. 🙄
I must be seeing and hearing things that aren't actually happening right in front of me! 🤦🏻♂️
It wasn't just me buddy.
Let me know if you need more examples. Because there are HUNDREDS. 🙄
Closest one I found... Unfortunately, not very caked up... 😔
October 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Closest one I found... Unfortunately, not very caked up... 😔
Like this? 😂
I don't think I got the scale of the cigarette right. It should probably be considerably smaller 😂
I don't think I got the scale of the cigarette right. It should probably be considerably smaller 😂
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Like this? 😂
I don't think I got the scale of the cigarette right. It should probably be considerably smaller 😂
I don't think I got the scale of the cigarette right. It should probably be considerably smaller 😂
Okay. Last one. I'm done now. 😂
September 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Okay. Last one. I'm done now. 😂
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
September 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't even know what I did! 😭
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't even know what I did! 😭
"Water. Fire. Mold. Biohazard. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could clean them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
His name was Puro. 😂
His name was Puro. 😂
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Water. Fire. Mold. Biohazard. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could clean them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
His name was Puro. 😂
His name was Puro. 😂
I don't want to play this game anymore... 😔
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I don't want to play this game anymore... 😔
Can someone please explain this to me?
Like, I know what the hammer and sickle stands for but has the meaning changed in the last half century or something??
Why do accounts with it have to be labeled??
I'm so confused...
Like, I know what the hammer and sickle stands for but has the meaning changed in the last half century or something??
Why do accounts with it have to be labeled??
I'm so confused...
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can someone please explain this to me?
Like, I know what the hammer and sickle stands for but has the meaning changed in the last half century or something??
Why do accounts with it have to be labeled??
I'm so confused...
Like, I know what the hammer and sickle stands for but has the meaning changed in the last half century or something??
Why do accounts with it have to be labeled??
I'm so confused...
I'm afraid to admit that it took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that this was in fact his toe and not something else... 😳😣😔
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm afraid to admit that it took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that this was in fact his toe and not something else... 😳😣😔
To get our minds off of everything going on right now...
Can we all have a serious discussion about the implications that I'm the Goofy cinematic universe, the women are HOT and the guys are... "Not" doesn't seem like the right word here. Different? 😂
Can we all have a serious discussion about the implications that I'm the Goofy cinematic universe, the women are HOT and the guys are... "Not" doesn't seem like the right word here. Different? 😂
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
To get our minds off of everything going on right now...
Can we all have a serious discussion about the implications that I'm the Goofy cinematic universe, the women are HOT and the guys are... "Not" doesn't seem like the right word here. Different? 😂
Can we all have a serious discussion about the implications that I'm the Goofy cinematic universe, the women are HOT and the guys are... "Not" doesn't seem like the right word here. Different? 😂