simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside
@cyberdonkey.bsky.social
phonometrician of note , amateur surrealist, spawny eyed wazzock. acting my shoe size not my age.
Pinned
Series 3 of our podcast began August 1st you can find all of our output on your favourite podcast host or here 2-5-1.onpodium.com
film Noir fude
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
film Noir fude
@andrewhunterm.bsky.social much mirth has occurred today’s fish via BBC sounds was hilarious looking forward to naked week!
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@andrewhunterm.bsky.social much mirth has occurred today’s fish via BBC sounds was hilarious looking forward to naked week!
Swift looking smooth!
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Swift looking smooth!
If you are in SOHO tomorrow evening falling a cop a giggle juice from Swift's fine mixologists.
www.barswift.com/swift-soho
www.barswift.com/swift-soho
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you are in SOHO tomorrow evening falling a cop a giggle juice from Swift's fine mixologists.
www.barswift.com/swift-soho
www.barswift.com/swift-soho
Shifty eyed Sid gives the side stare
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Shifty eyed Sid gives the side stare
Biff Johnson thinks of jazz
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Biff Johnson thinks of jazz
portrait
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
portrait
the barrier
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the barrier
i’ve been doing some 3D practice
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i’ve been doing some 3D practice
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is a great portrait
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is a great portrait
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Carbon Dating site?
October 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Carbon Dating site?
Accidental 1950s abstract expressionism
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Accidental 1950s abstract expressionism
jive Joke!
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
jive Joke!
Farringdon Station
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Farringdon Station
Some stuff falling
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Some stuff falling
Stuff falling
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Stuff falling
Gig in Soho in 1 hour
12 Old Compton Street
Swift Soho
12 Old Compton Street
Swift Soho
October 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gig in Soho in 1 hour
12 Old Compton Street
Swift Soho
12 Old Compton Street
Swift Soho
Mid century guy
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mid century guy
Woich Arsenal
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Woich Arsenal
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It's Bookshop Day! Get down to your local independent bookshop and buy a book or three. No local bookshop? Snap up a book with us 10-12 October and you could WIN a £250 gift card.
EVERY sale supports indie booksellers, not billionaires. uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
EVERY sale supports indie booksellers, not billionaires. uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's Bookshop Day! Get down to your local independent bookshop and buy a book or three. No local bookshop? Snap up a book with us 10-12 October and you could WIN a £250 gift card.
EVERY sale supports indie booksellers, not billionaires. uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
EVERY sale supports indie booksellers, not billionaires. uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
Today's pocket square tie combo
Some days I just like to be smart!
Some days I just like to be smart!
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Today's pocket square tie combo
Some days I just like to be smart!
Some days I just like to be smart!
Saul Digs Pepper
October 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Saul Digs Pepper