one time one of the best restaurants in my town closed, but then they announced they were back for take out only and when we got to the pickup address it was their house. they still had it

Alibaba is less like temu and more like Amazon. they have a whole tech infrastructure thing with cloud hosting and stuff similar to AWS

don't vote for you*

this is (sort of) a democracy. you need votes to win. you do unpopular things, you lose. and calling the people who vote for you bots is just cementing that loss for future races. dead fucking party.

completely braindead take