Cyanide & Happiness
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Cyanide & Happiness
@cyanide-happiness.bsky.social
She seems like an expert, though. We should probably do it.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Something something silver linings
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. Buy a hoodie or something, idc, we're all depressed.

Still fine, tho.

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November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey stupid!
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Get 'im!
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He deserved that
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*boop*
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You got it, buddy
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Lower your voice, dude!
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Step 4
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not again!
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
On second thought....
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Don't do that
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why are you like this
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I gotchu
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don't. You. Dare.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
HELP!
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
But he loves them!
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Are you Uranium Argon Sulfur Uranium Nitrogen Potassium?

Because U Ar S U N K
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM