Cyaneyed 🪿
@cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle
Boring & bland. You've been warned
Has been published in both International Intrigue and Tangle
Boring & bland. You've been warned
I did hear his pants fell down & he pooped a little
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I did hear his pants fell down & he pooped a little
No, just decided to be ornery today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No, just decided to be ornery today.
*everyone disliked that*
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*everyone disliked that*
She was very nice when the storm rolled in & being inside became a priority
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
She was very nice when the storm rolled in & being inside became a priority
Me too. Hence them getting to spend the night inside in a kennel instead of outside in a winter storm. They have a nice coop but still, it'll be cozier in here & they know it
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me too. Hence them getting to spend the night inside in a kennel instead of outside in a winter storm. They have a nice coop but still, it'll be cozier in here & they know it
I really surprise people when I trot this out as a reason to oppose the death penalty. Like, beyond all the normal & extremely reasonable arguments against it I think it's extremely fucked up to make people take on the burden of doing that to others.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I really surprise people when I trot this out as a reason to oppose the death penalty. Like, beyond all the normal & extremely reasonable arguments against it I think it's extremely fucked up to make people take on the burden of doing that to others.
In real life when you run out of stuff to say you can just go "you sound busy, I'll let you go" we really need a text based equivalent to end the conversation in a way that shifts blame like that, lol
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In real life when you run out of stuff to say you can just go "you sound busy, I'll let you go" we really need a text based equivalent to end the conversation in a way that shifts blame like that, lol
Do you also get anxiety about always being the one that ends conversations? Like every text exchange, dm, message thread, i always bail out eventually & I super worry about that pattern all the time
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do you also get anxiety about always being the one that ends conversations? Like every text exchange, dm, message thread, i always bail out eventually & I super worry about that pattern all the time
I think I picked the phrase up from my dad. My grandpa says it too. If you call he always says "oh I was just fartin around with _"
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think I picked the phrase up from my dad. My grandpa says it too. If you call he always says "oh I was just fartin around with _"
It was the same where I lived, which is especially funny considering that the book that kicked it all off was very clear that the "satan worshippers" sacrificed only white kittens
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It was the same where I lived, which is especially funny considering that the book that kicked it all off was very clear that the "satan worshippers" sacrificed only white kittens
I always refer to it as "farting around" when I'm doing something at a leisurely pace, or messing around with something, so that's why I thought it made sense. Today I'm farting around with pie filling & puff pastry to hopefully make little pie pockets
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I always refer to it as "farting around" when I'm doing something at a leisurely pace, or messing around with something, so that's why I thought it made sense. Today I'm farting around with pie filling & puff pastry to hopefully make little pie pockets
Toot actually worked in context too though, haha
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Toot actually worked in context too though, haha
I read the first 5 or 6 before I got bored and hit the "accept & sign" button
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I read the first 5 or 6 before I got bored and hit the "accept & sign" button
Imagine taking a picture of that and posting it with like "we stan Gavin Newsom" or some shit, lmao
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Imagine taking a picture of that and posting it with like "we stan Gavin Newsom" or some shit, lmao
The first rule of the internet is "Never post feet for free"
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The first rule of the internet is "Never post feet for free"
I need to see like 50 people dressed as handmaids but wearing that mask
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need to see like 50 people dressed as handmaids but wearing that mask
True... but still. Be nice little t-rex, I feed you
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
True... but still. Be nice little t-rex, I feed you
She is not a rooster! But her name is Bowser, so that might be where I really fucked up. Nominative determinism may be real...
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She is not a rooster! But her name is Bowser, so that might be where I really fucked up. Nominative determinism may be real...
I flipped her over & held her like a baby to demonstrate I am bigger, & she wound up really liking that. So hopefully I didn't accidentally teach her to be a dick for attention...
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I flipped her over & held her like a baby to demonstrate I am bigger, & she wound up really liking that. So hopefully I didn't accidentally teach her to be a dick for attention...