If this is the extent of ‘getting here’ information for your new city centre hotel and restaurant located 12 minutes walk from the nearest train station or tram stop, you should set yourself on fire and then set yourself on fire again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If this is the extent of ‘getting here’ information for your new city centre hotel and restaurant located 12 minutes walk from the nearest train station or tram stop, you should set yourself on fire and then set yourself on fire again.
Today in drivers being fucking normal
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Today in drivers being fucking normal
A 9 hour workday culminating with two hours in the rain in Piccadilly Gardens is the closest I’ve come to questioning my job 😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A 9 hour workday culminating with two hours in the rain in Piccadilly Gardens is the closest I’ve come to questioning my job 😭
I need more haggis doughnuts in my life
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I need more haggis doughnuts in my life
I will pay 10 (ten) great British pounds to whoever cleans this up
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I will pay 10 (ten) great British pounds to whoever cleans this up
Staying in bed and trying not to think about the fact we now need to take all this down 😭
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Staying in bed and trying not to think about the fact we now need to take all this down 😭
I’ve not posted my poor attempts at portion control lately
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve not posted my poor attempts at portion control lately
Made an actually okay risotto with stuff leftover in the fridge 😌
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Made an actually okay risotto with stuff leftover in the fridge 😌
I’ll try pretty much any food but have never got on with eggs so I’m trying to force myself to like them though exposure and this is my first attempt at an omelette. Not completely awful.
October 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ll try pretty much any food but have never got on with eggs so I’m trying to force myself to like them though exposure and this is my first attempt at an omelette. Not completely awful.
Made myself an enormous disgusting dinner and I’m thrilled
September 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Made myself an enormous disgusting dinner and I’m thrilled
Managed to successfully not food poison anyone so far so I have one night left to kill them all
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Managed to successfully not food poison anyone so far so I have one night left to kill them all
I made vegetarian food again !!
September 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I made vegetarian food again !!
I need to not eat at ridiculous times but an attempt at samosas was made
August 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I need to not eat at ridiculous times but an attempt at samosas was made
Four hundred and eighty of his majesty’s great British pence for a bottle of ketchup
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Four hundred and eighty of his majesty’s great British pence for a bottle of ketchup
There is a directly proportional relationship between my happiness and my consumption of feta and harissa paste
July 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There is a directly proportional relationship between my happiness and my consumption of feta and harissa paste
I have become obsessed with risotto
July 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have become obsessed with risotto
Imagine seeing a blind corner with two sets of dropped kerbs and tactile paving and thinking “yes, that looks like a sensible place for my enormous car for three hours”.
July 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Imagine seeing a blind corner with two sets of dropped kerbs and tactile paving and thinking “yes, that looks like a sensible place for my enormous car for three hours”.
Immaculate staging. Bring back big bands.
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Immaculate staging. Bring back big bands.
This lamb, chickpea and courgette curry has revived me
June 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This lamb, chickpea and courgette curry has revived me