C.Weltschmerz, Esq.
@cwyn27.bsky.social
Erstwhile mediocre lawyer post hoc showbiz. Child wrangler / theatre nerd / GenX elder / nuerospicy. Fan of penumbras, show tunes, Hanlon's Razor, and frogs. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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