Wyatt Duvall
@cwyattduvall.bsky.social
Writer of the serialized psychedelic sci-fi comedy Tombstoned. Altweekly vet (ret.). wyattduvall.com
“Your impotence to combat unchecked wealth and opulence is showing in every mean girl Katy Perry meme you post.”—The Man in the Rat-faced Mask and Honeysuckle Breath
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Your impotence to combat unchecked wealth and opulence is showing in every mean girl Katy Perry meme you post.”—The Man in the Rat-faced Mask and Honeysuckle Breath
The radiator repair man is finally out of the house, and I can go back to being my authentic self
April 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The radiator repair man is finally out of the house, and I can go back to being my authentic self
Writing?
How quaint.
Why aren’t you organizing rallies, sit ins, marches?
How quaint.
Why aren’t you organizing rallies, sit ins, marches?
Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA):
"I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"
"I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"
April 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Writing?
How quaint.
Why aren’t you organizing rallies, sit ins, marches?
How quaint.
Why aren’t you organizing rallies, sit ins, marches?
Nor is what you may find in libraries
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Nor is what you may find in libraries
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How it was that they so aboundingly responded to the old man’s ire—by what evil magic their souls were possessed, that at times his hate seemed almost theirs
April 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
How it was that they so aboundingly responded to the old man’s ire—by what evil magic their souls were possessed, that at times his hate seemed almost theirs
It’s not like you’re going to do anything about it
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It’s not like you’re going to do anything about it
“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all.
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL.
#HandsOff
#HandsOff
April 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all.
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all.
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
April 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“A protest that fails to make the castle walls tremble is no protest at all.
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
It is a flash mob of impotent grievances. Nothing more, nothing less.”
— The Man in the Rat Face Mask and the Honeysuckle Breath
“Chlorine Gas for Colds”
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Chlorine Gas for Colds”
Reposted by Wyatt Duvall
While traditionally Japanese kabuki theater is thought of as a male-only or male-dominated field of theater, it was founded by a woman and originally all-women, transitioning to all-male after women were banned for being "too erotic" in 1624. #MythologyMonday
March 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
While traditionally Japanese kabuki theater is thought of as a male-only or male-dominated field of theater, it was founded by a woman and originally all-women, transitioning to all-male after women were banned for being "too erotic" in 1624. #MythologyMonday
Reposted by Wyatt Duvall
actually Frankentrench is the name of the
You know the classic trench, now meet the Frankentrench
Sliced and spliced, this season the classic coat has been reimagined way beyond its battlefield origins.
www.theguardian.com
March 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
actually Frankentrench is the name of the
Little known fact: despite having Orson Welles attached to direct and star as Wolverine, Hollywood’s first attempt at an X-men movie was cancelled shortly before filming began bc of budgetary concerns
March 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Little known fact: despite having Orson Welles attached to direct and star as Wolverine, Hollywood’s first attempt at an X-men movie was cancelled shortly before filming began bc of budgetary concerns
Wait until the author finds out about the 200+ years of genocide, slavery, and Jim Crow
March 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wait until the author finds out about the 200+ years of genocide, slavery, and Jim Crow
The more you know
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The more you know
Slender Man got stuck in a tree again
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Slender Man got stuck in a tree again
Otto Greiner - Der Morser, 1900
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Otto Greiner - Der Morser, 1900
What 5 writers combined to make you?
Hunter S Thompson
Philip K Dick
Douglas Adams
Stan Lee
Alan Moore
Hunter S Thompson
Philip K Dick
Douglas Adams
Stan Lee
Alan Moore
March 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What 5 writers combined to make you?
Hunter S Thompson
Philip K Dick
Douglas Adams
Stan Lee
Alan Moore
Hunter S Thompson
Philip K Dick
Douglas Adams
Stan Lee
Alan Moore
Yes. Read all the banned books.
And then start reading all the really troubling and dangerous ones.
The manifestos.
The smut.
The guides to anarchy and destruction.
The mind-melting, personality changing works of transcendental weirdness.
The path to freedom is through the muck and mire.
And then start reading all the really troubling and dangerous ones.
The manifestos.
The smut.
The guides to anarchy and destruction.
The mind-melting, personality changing works of transcendental weirdness.
The path to freedom is through the muck and mire.
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yes. Read all the banned books.
And then start reading all the really troubling and dangerous ones.
The manifestos.
The smut.
The guides to anarchy and destruction.
The mind-melting, personality changing works of transcendental weirdness.
The path to freedom is through the muck and mire.
And then start reading all the really troubling and dangerous ones.
The manifestos.
The smut.
The guides to anarchy and destruction.
The mind-melting, personality changing works of transcendental weirdness.
The path to freedom is through the muck and mire.
Reposted by Wyatt Duvall
I invite you to read Tombstoned, the story of drug-addled hitman Buck Sparkman and his dog Terry as they face pizza delivery superheroes, satanic frat boys, and homicidal coffee makers in the living dead city of Hellsboro. Parts I through XVI of the sci-fi genre-bender are live: wyattduvall.com.
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I invite you to read Tombstoned, the story of drug-addled hitman Buck Sparkman and his dog Terry as they face pizza delivery superheroes, satanic frat boys, and homicidal coffee makers in the living dead city of Hellsboro. Parts I through XVI of the sci-fi genre-bender are live: wyattduvall.com.