Chris Sanders
@cwsanders39.bsky.social
North Carolinian by birth, doom-scroller by the grace of God.
It's like the old saying goes, "team work makes the Kung-Fu Panda movies."
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's like the old saying goes, "team work makes the Kung-Fu Panda movies."
I've finished reading 2 books this year. This is monumental for me.
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've finished reading 2 books this year. This is monumental for me.
Nothing is ever on anyone's bingo cards. You're all terrible at making bingo cards.
July 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Nothing is ever on anyone's bingo cards. You're all terrible at making bingo cards.
Bruh. Why are Legos making me feel insecure?
July 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Bruh. Why are Legos making me feel insecure?
May the Seventh Fleet get yeeted into another galaxy by space whales
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
May 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
May the Seventh Fleet get yeeted into another galaxy by space whales
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
May the Only a Sixth Deals in Absolutes be with you.
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
May 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
May the Only a Sixth Deals in Absolutes be with you.
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
Happy Qui Gon Jinn day, because there's always a bigger fifth
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
May 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Qui Gon Jinn day, because there's always a bigger fifth
#StarWarsMonth
#StarWarsMonth
May the forth be with you unless you're complaining about Andor season 2 #StarWarsMonth
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May 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
May the forth be with you unless you're complaining about Andor season 2 #StarWarsMonth
May the 3rd place runner of the Boonta Eve Classic be found alive somewhere in Mos Espa. Seriously, it was an 18 pod field and Anakin was the only one that even finished it, I think Sebulba is the only other competitor that was alive.Terrible survival numbers. #StarWarsMonth
May 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
May the 3rd place runner of the Boonta Eve Classic be found alive somewhere in Mos Espa. Seriously, it was an 18 pod field and Anakin was the only one that even finished it, I think Sebulba is the only other competitor that was alive.Terrible survival numbers. #StarWarsMonth
May the Second Sister avenge them all. #StarWarsMonth
May 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
May the Second Sister avenge them all. #StarWarsMonth
May the 1st name of Yoda find you well. (It's Minch)
May 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
May the 1st name of Yoda find you well. (It's Minch)
I'm convinced people buy cyber trucks to suppress their desire to eat their own boogers
December 1, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I'm convinced people buy cyber trucks to suppress their desire to eat their own boogers
Wait...posting on here is called skeeting?!
This is my life's purpose now.
This is my life's purpose now.
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November 15, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Wait...posting on here is called skeeting?!
This is my life's purpose now.
This is my life's purpose now.
This country deserves the Cowboys as America's Team. Take from that what you will.
November 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This country deserves the Cowboys as America's Team. Take from that what you will.
What's good, bluesky sickos?
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM
What's good, bluesky sickos?
This is but a taste of the comical hijinks you can come to expect from the account... sometimes... maybe
November 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
This is but a taste of the comical hijinks you can come to expect from the account... sometimes... maybe
When he sees a pretty lady, does the Six Million Dollar man suffer from inflation?
#StolenJokeBecauseIPlantedAFlagOnBlueskyFirst
#StolenJokeBecauseIPlantedAFlagOnBlueskyFirst
November 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
When he sees a pretty lady, does the Six Million Dollar man suffer from inflation?
#StolenJokeBecauseIPlantedAFlagOnBlueskyFirst
#StolenJokeBecauseIPlantedAFlagOnBlueskyFirst
My roommate only ever made one post over on the bird app. It was a joke that he was so proud of, that he never made another post ever.
Well he ain't on bluesky so imma post it here before he has the chance...
Well he ain't on bluesky so imma post it here before he has the chance...
November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My roommate only ever made one post over on the bird app. It was a joke that he was so proud of, that he never made another post ever.
Well he ain't on bluesky so imma post it here before he has the chance...
Well he ain't on bluesky so imma post it here before he has the chance...
The good homie @jonahkue.bsky.social gets to be my first actual follow on here. Kue, make sure you print this out and frame it.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The good homie @jonahkue.bsky.social gets to be my first actual follow on here. Kue, make sure you print this out and frame it.
Another social media place for me to not be clever on.
November 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Another social media place for me to not be clever on.