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Retired lawyer and professor; current author; born on Long Island; raised on Manhattan Island; currently splits his time between Hutchinson Island and the Hudson Valley.
I think many of the commentators are imputing motives which are much too sinister. These two may just be planning to take out the power grid.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I think many of the commentators are imputing motives which are much too sinister. These two may just be planning to take out the power grid.
Make sure you build to the punchline…
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Make sure you build to the punchline…
That’s what you get for working with boneheads…
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That’s what you get for working with boneheads…
Perhaps reigning monarchs…
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Perhaps reigning monarchs…
Good word; shows up in noir novels.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Good word; shows up in noir novels.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hi there, why the long face?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hi there, why the long face?”
You might also ask which water flosser your dentist recommends and then look fascinated by the answer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You might also ask which water flosser your dentist recommends and then look fascinated by the answer.
Sounds like a relationship with a true porpoise.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sounds like a relationship with a true porpoise.
That’s right! Mine is a “Hoover.” Must have been made by J. Edgar!
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That’s right! Mine is a “Hoover.” Must have been made by J. Edgar!
And a tendency to bolt from lightning…
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And a tendency to bolt from lightning…
There’s a kernel of truth in that.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There’s a kernel of truth in that.
Now you’re getting saucy!
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Now you’re getting saucy!
“Can I get a second opinion?”
“Sure. You’re ugly.”
“Sure. You’re ugly.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“Can I get a second opinion?”
“Sure. You’re ugly.”
“Sure. You’re ugly.”
What happens within two feet of a customer? I guess we don’t want to know…
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
What happens within two feet of a customer? I guess we don’t want to know…
And, thanks to the DC Bar Association, he now has a significant ethics problem.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
And, thanks to the DC Bar Association, he now has a significant ethics problem.
Thanks. Prof. Vladeck gave a good explanation of why she issued the stay.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Thanks. Prof. Vladeck gave a good explanation of why she issued the stay.
Who on the Supreme Court handles the 1st Circuit?
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Who on the Supreme Court handles the 1st Circuit?
Somewhere Rodney Dangerfield is smiling…
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Somewhere Rodney Dangerfield is smiling…
TR was a fascinating individual and a true progressive of his age.
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
TR was a fascinating individual and a true progressive of his age.
I have to make a note about this…
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I have to make a note about this…
He also needs to get Alonso and Diaz re-signed without any increase in ticket prices.
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
He also needs to get Alonso and Diaz re-signed without any increase in ticket prices.
What about Mookie Wilson’s grounder in 1986?
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
What about Mookie Wilson’s grounder in 1986?
Even shorter by adding 3 letters?
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Even shorter by adding 3 letters?
Thanks; I’ll work on that.
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Thanks; I’ll work on that.