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Chris Wilhelm
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Over-educated and superannuated. I like old dead languages, ancient history, fighting fascism, the LA Galaxy, the Seahawks, the NWSL, the WNBA, the Rolling Stones, Star Trek, and probably other stuff I haven't thought to mention yet.
Back in college my not-yet wife was taking a class on early modern European history, and she was telling me about this one central European monarch whose sole recorded coherent statement was "I am the emperor and I want noodles."

It's gonna be like that. If we're lucky.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Or shoot him.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If the trunk was open, I want to know how many bodies appeared to be stuffed in there.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I suspect a lot of those in Democratic leadership are also perfectly happy for (other) Democrats to lose: That way they can go on fundraising and no one expects them to deliver on the vaguely promise-like noises they make.
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Remember when NBC paid her almost $70M to go the F away?

If it were me, I would have the decency to actually go the F away.
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sports fan who will also hold a grudge through the entropy death of the universe here. Can confirm.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Honestly, taking a break from raping kids to give another old dude a beej is almost certainly the most honorable, most decent thing he's ever done.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your wife, on the other hand, is wise.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You just can't stop hating his stanky orange ass even for a moment. That's when you let your guard down. I just hope this jolts people out of their memory of a goldfish thing.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Bah. Sphincter Face blew William Jefferson until he can prove he didn't. If it was fair for President Obama's birth certificate, it's fair for this.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Now we know what the pee tape story was a distraction from.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Damn, looks wretched even for him.

Maybe soon he'll drop stone cold fucking DEAD? 😃😃😃
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well, we don't know of any who were 8.

Yet.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I can think of one other. But he did did indeed spend a lot of time with his partner in kid-raping.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sounds like we just ought to keep telling everybody Sphincter Face gave Bill Clinton the beej, just to be safe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Did look like he knew what he was doing, now that you mention it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Hail, hail East Germany, land of wine and grape,
Where you will regret, any attempt to escape..."
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In some parts of the South, Bubba is short for Vladimir?
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There are clearly states where the bar exam is about as challenging as her kid-raping client's "IQ tests" - Person Man Woman Camera TV 🙄😒
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A remarkable number of people are confident anyone to the left of Mitt Romney is exactly the same as Fidel Castro.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM