Chris Wilhelm
@cwilhelm24.bsky.social
Over-educated and superannuated. I like old dead languages, ancient history, fighting fascism, the LA Galaxy, the Seahawks, the NWSL, the WNBA, the Rolling Stones, Star Trek, and probably other stuff I haven't thought to mention yet.
Back in college my not-yet wife was taking a class on early modern European history, and she was telling me about this one central European monarch whose sole recorded coherent statement was "I am the emperor and I want noodles."
It's gonna be like that. If we're lucky.
It's gonna be like that. If we're lucky.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Back in college my not-yet wife was taking a class on early modern European history, and she was telling me about this one central European monarch whose sole recorded coherent statement was "I am the emperor and I want noodles."
It's gonna be like that. If we're lucky.
It's gonna be like that. If we're lucky.
If the trunk was open, I want to know how many bodies appeared to be stuffed in there.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If the trunk was open, I want to know how many bodies appeared to be stuffed in there.
I suspect a lot of those in Democratic leadership are also perfectly happy for (other) Democrats to lose: That way they can go on fundraising and no one expects them to deliver on the vaguely promise-like noises they make.
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I suspect a lot of those in Democratic leadership are also perfectly happy for (other) Democrats to lose: That way they can go on fundraising and no one expects them to deliver on the vaguely promise-like noises they make.
Remember when NBC paid her almost $70M to go the F away?
If it were me, I would have the decency to actually go the F away.
If it were me, I would have the decency to actually go the F away.
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Remember when NBC paid her almost $70M to go the F away?
If it were me, I would have the decency to actually go the F away.
If it were me, I would have the decency to actually go the F away.
Sports fan who will also hold a grudge through the entropy death of the universe here. Can confirm.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sports fan who will also hold a grudge through the entropy death of the universe here. Can confirm.
Honestly, taking a break from raping kids to give another old dude a beej is almost certainly the most honorable, most decent thing he's ever done.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Honestly, taking a break from raping kids to give another old dude a beej is almost certainly the most honorable, most decent thing he's ever done.
Your wife, on the other hand, is wise.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Your wife, on the other hand, is wise.
You just can't stop hating his stanky orange ass even for a moment. That's when you let your guard down. I just hope this jolts people out of their memory of a goldfish thing.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You just can't stop hating his stanky orange ass even for a moment. That's when you let your guard down. I just hope this jolts people out of their memory of a goldfish thing.
Bah. Sphincter Face blew William Jefferson until he can prove he didn't. If it was fair for President Obama's birth certificate, it's fair for this.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Bah. Sphincter Face blew William Jefferson until he can prove he didn't. If it was fair for President Obama's birth certificate, it's fair for this.
Now we know what the pee tape story was a distraction from.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Now we know what the pee tape story was a distraction from.
Damn, looks wretched even for him.
Maybe soon he'll drop stone cold fucking DEAD? 😃😃😃
Maybe soon he'll drop stone cold fucking DEAD? 😃😃😃
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Damn, looks wretched even for him.
Maybe soon he'll drop stone cold fucking DEAD? 😃😃😃
Maybe soon he'll drop stone cold fucking DEAD? 😃😃😃
Well, we don't know of any who were 8.
Yet.
Yet.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Well, we don't know of any who were 8.
Yet.
Yet.
I can think of one other. But he did did indeed spend a lot of time with his partner in kid-raping.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I can think of one other. But he did did indeed spend a lot of time with his partner in kid-raping.
Sounds like we just ought to keep telling everybody Sphincter Face gave Bill Clinton the beej, just to be safe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sounds like we just ought to keep telling everybody Sphincter Face gave Bill Clinton the beej, just to be safe.
Did look like he knew what he was doing, now that you mention it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Did look like he knew what he was doing, now that you mention it.
"Hail, hail East Germany, land of wine and grape,
Where you will regret, any attempt to escape..."
Where you will regret, any attempt to escape..."
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Hail, hail East Germany, land of wine and grape,
Where you will regret, any attempt to escape..."
Where you will regret, any attempt to escape..."
In some parts of the South, Bubba is short for Vladimir?
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In some parts of the South, Bubba is short for Vladimir?
There are clearly states where the bar exam is about as challenging as her kid-raping client's "IQ tests" - Person Man Woman Camera TV 🙄😒
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There are clearly states where the bar exam is about as challenging as her kid-raping client's "IQ tests" - Person Man Woman Camera TV 🙄😒
A remarkable number of people are confident anyone to the left of Mitt Romney is exactly the same as Fidel Castro.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A remarkable number of people are confident anyone to the left of Mitt Romney is exactly the same as Fidel Castro.