i keep explaining the definition of insanity to this guy but he just doesn't get it
August 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i keep explaining the definition of insanity to this guy but he just doesn't get it
sometimes i wish my cat could talk, but then what if he asked me to let him go?
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
sometimes i wish my cat could talk, but then what if he asked me to let him go?
they should call it Trader Joegurt
July 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
they should call it Trader Joegurt
that confusing second when i go to put my glasses back on after i've just put my contact lenses in
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
that confusing second when i go to put my glasses back on after i've just put my contact lenses in
consider this my official proposal to rename "doubleyou" to "dwoo"
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
consider this my official proposal to rename "doubleyou" to "dwoo"
why is it warrior and not just warror
June 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
why is it warrior and not just warror
sometimes feel like i'm the only one without impostor syndrome
March 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
sometimes feel like i'm the only one without impostor syndrome
i've met Johns and Johnathans. i've met Nates and Nathaniels. i've never met a Johnathaniel.
January 6, 2024 at 7:19 PM
i've met Johns and Johnathans. i've met Nates and Nathaniels. i've never met a Johnathaniel.
grapes are just corn on a very scrawny cob
January 6, 2024 at 6:49 PM
grapes are just corn on a very scrawny cob
skydiving threesome, call it the DP Cooper
December 31, 2023 at 1:00 AM
skydiving threesome, call it the DP Cooper