Ah yes, because surely the standardized languages have the most vibrant communities and worthwhile development roadmaps!
Ooop, time for a s__cide check on Fortran...

I'm only aware of the gleefully combative (and openly outsider) Skeptic's Annotated Bible, which has appendices such as:
www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/first/contra...

Unshift it! Dequeue it! (/s)

As in, code that generates UML-like diagrams, or..?

"There's always money in the banana stand."

Aside from unadulterated stupidity/narcissism, could be an instance of any of several techniques from
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Gotta repay them for those amazing Tommy Lee Jones ads somehow

sed -i s/Malkovich/Bakushin/g BeingJohnMalkovich1999.txt