Giant avocado event.

When you search “Jacqui Launceston Cup” in the image search, you get two main options: Jacqui Lambie in hot pink with an oversized poppy on her head, and this.

He’s got stalker vibes. I hope she’s in a safe and secure living situation. #mafsau

What a lark, eh? Running a campaign that impacts actual lives while stuffing around and playing pretendsies.

And there’s been little to no drama. Remember when Abbott was in and there was either a spill, a scandal, a cringe or a faux pas almost every other day?!

I don’t care. I love it.

And then proceeds to move to Tasmania, which is pretty much like NZ except with smaller mountains but definitely - like NZ - surrounded by salt water. #mafsau

There is only so long a woman can endure a manbun. #mafsau

Such a dimwit…. He’s as much “not that kind of guy” as this is “not that kind of sausage”. #mafsau