@cvic.bsky.social
Enjoyer of caffeine, outfield assists, penalty shots. Follower of bad sports teams (🐍🧦🐦🕳🍁).
Ah, man. The FOMO is real.
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Ah, man. The FOMO is real.
I will say, my quality of life improved dramatically when I said "fuck it", and started having toast in the morning, honestly.
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I will say, my quality of life improved dramatically when I said "fuck it", and started having toast in the morning, honestly.
Literally the offer sheet of my dreams.
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Literally the offer sheet of my dreams.
This thread is a delight.
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This thread is a delight.
girl, like, samesies.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
girl, like, samesies.
It's fitting, to be honest, lol.
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's fitting, to be honest, lol.
Yes. And, croissants are carbs that fuel your brain, coffee is water, and going down the stairs is actually better for your fitness than going up. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk for more cherry-picked fitness advice to make your day better.
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Yes. And, croissants are carbs that fuel your brain, coffee is water, and going down the stairs is actually better for your fitness than going up. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk for more cherry-picked fitness advice to make your day better.
NHL scheduling is, without a doubt, the only job in professional sports that I am 100% certain I could do infinitely better than whoever has the job now.
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
NHL scheduling is, without a doubt, the only job in professional sports that I am 100% certain I could do infinitely better than whoever has the job now.
Mine keeps pausing and then playing at 6x speed to catch up. It's been annoying, but also kinda hilarious.
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Mine keeps pausing and then playing at 6x speed to catch up. It's been annoying, but also kinda hilarious.
His trajectory is very much like Chris Sale's. Which is certainly an aspirational benchmark.
September 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
His trajectory is very much like Chris Sale's. Which is certainly an aspirational benchmark.
See also: People who drive around the gym parking lot to search for the closest space.
July 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
See also: People who drive around the gym parking lot to search for the closest space.