Charles Vanderford
@cvanderford.bsky.social
Chapel Hill, NC. Dad, reader, cold weather enthusiast
Blasting Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" while eating fried plantains, yelling PLANTAIN every time he says cocaine
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Blasting Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" while eating fried plantains, yelling PLANTAIN every time he says cocaine
Texting my wife a "we needs it" Gollum gif concerning a new coffeemaker, praying this works
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Texting my wife a "we needs it" Gollum gif concerning a new coffeemaker, praying this works
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Leaving aside how incoherent the logic is here, this is such a great example of internet brain, the way people post on the basis of bizarre online incentives. There is not a single person IRL who cannot by context immediately tell the difference between masking for covid and masking by Nazis
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Leaving aside how incoherent the logic is here, this is such a great example of internet brain, the way people post on the basis of bizarre online incentives. There is not a single person IRL who cannot by context immediately tell the difference between masking for covid and masking by Nazis
Reposted by Charles Vanderford
This is murder.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
This is murder.
Me this whole Steelers game
a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting in front of a sign
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting in front of a sign
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Me this whole Steelers game
When your family out in the Alaskan boonies sends you mail
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When your family out in the Alaskan boonies sends you mail
Just loaded the cat up on catnip and put birds on the TV for her, she's staring straight it like Raoul Duke on adrenochrome
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just loaded the cat up on catnip and put birds on the TV for her, she's staring straight it like Raoul Duke on adrenochrome
Hey, you should donate a couple bucks to Wikipedia if you haven't yet. It's probably the best thing the Internet ever produced.
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey, you should donate a couple bucks to Wikipedia if you haven't yet. It's probably the best thing the Internet ever produced.
Counterpoint to RFK Jr: you should take Tylenol if you want. Cause I have the same medical expertise as he does, which is zero, but at least I listen to experts and haven't had a brain worm
September 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Counterpoint to RFK Jr: you should take Tylenol if you want. Cause I have the same medical expertise as he does, which is zero, but at least I listen to experts and haven't had a brain worm
There was a time in my own memory when this would get a person run out of polite society.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There was a time in my own memory when this would get a person run out of polite society.
Reposted by Charles Vanderford
The key empty-headed fatuity to the Ezra Klein approach is that if you engage in a pantomime of "debate" by going places and taking questions, you're still "doing politics right" even if you are calling for people to be deported for speech or stoned for being gay. It's civic society cosplay.
“Charlie Kirk hated me, Charlie Kirk said I should be deported from the US – but obviously what happened to him was horrific, and we all condemn it.”
Mehdi Hasan, Zeteo's Editor-in-Chief, on the political violence present in the USA.
#Newsnight
Mehdi Hasan, Zeteo's Editor-in-Chief, on the political violence present in the USA.
#Newsnight
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The key empty-headed fatuity to the Ezra Klein approach is that if you engage in a pantomime of "debate" by going places and taking questions, you're still "doing politics right" even if you are calling for people to be deported for speech or stoned for being gay. It's civic society cosplay.
Another one done. I've never read anything like it. Seems like a massive undertaking but he wrote it in 18 months
September 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Another one done. I've never read anything like it. Seems like a massive undertaking but he wrote it in 18 months
Loved, loved Eddington. Favorite film of the year so far
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Loved, loved Eddington. Favorite film of the year so far
Working out till I can open a Talenti jar without assistance 💪
August 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Working out till I can open a Talenti jar without assistance 💪
our local AMC's popcorn is so salty i woke up with a hangover this morning
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
our local AMC's popcorn is so salty i woke up with a hangover this morning
This is a recipe for an exciting new superhero
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is a recipe for an exciting new superhero
could he be any more of a dope?
August 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
could he be any more of a dope?
It's been nearly 10 years since my youngest girl showed me a booboo on her finger
August 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's been nearly 10 years since my youngest girl showed me a booboo on her finger
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What this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that
August 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that
If you're in law enforcement, they should give you special wallets so when you open it to flash your badge, that Law & Order song plays
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you're in law enforcement, they should give you special wallets so when you open it to flash your badge, that Law & Order song plays
look at these things I found in a bakery earlier
July 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
look at these things I found in a bakery earlier
What business does Gordon Ramsay have in the states when the UK's cheese fries look like that? Put your own house in order
July 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What business does Gordon Ramsay have in the states when the UK's cheese fries look like that? Put your own house in order