Cousin Benson
@cuzbenson.bsky.social
Will attempt some #FPL bollocks here before inevitably giving up before Xmas.
Also #Partridge #Thailand #indie #ravens #travel #Anki. In that order.
Also #Partridge #Thailand #indie #ravens #travel #Anki. In that order.
I've gone Szob and Konate to replace Kudus and Gab. Fixtures over form till I die (it'll work out one day).
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've gone Szob and Konate to replace Kudus and Gab. Fixtures over form till I die (it'll work out one day).
The position of the Irish government is that you are already Irish. You just haven't applied for a passport yet.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The position of the Irish government is that you are already Irish. You just haven't applied for a passport yet.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
I got mine (Irish mother) this year so if you need any assistance, send me a DM.
Get it done. Got mine last month and it weirdly feels great.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Get it done. Got mine last month and it weirdly feels great.
Benching dilemma for you there, Hippie. I think I try to find a spot for Szob and Petrovic is tempting too.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Benching dilemma for you there, Hippie. I think I try to find a spot for Szob and Petrovic is tempting too.
Very unfair to have the curse if you brought them in the week before 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Very unfair to have the curse if you brought them in the week before 🤨
Some might say bringing Truffert in on a -4 to sit him on the bench instead of waiting a week is madness. But I trust in Hippie.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Some might say bringing Truffert in on a -4 to sit him on the bench instead of waiting a week is madness. But I trust in Hippie.
Think he gets the next pen so hope he gets that before I ditch.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Think he gets the next pen so hope he gets that before I ditch.
I predictably brought the pair in too. Gyok gets another two gameweeks though the twat.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I predictably brought the pair in too. Gyok gets another two gameweeks though the twat.
7 point favourites against the Bears and then it gets easier. Far from lost (yet) when you think about how bad the Steelers are. Momentum coming (maybe).
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
7 point favourites against the Bears and then it gets easier. Far from lost (yet) when you think about how bad the Steelers are. Momentum coming (maybe).
I go double Chelsea so choose right but bring in Enzo instead of Sarr or Gakpo. I'm a fixtures fiend. Can't say it works out for me but I need lots of green boxes in the near future.
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I go double Chelsea so choose right but bring in Enzo instead of Sarr or Gakpo. I'm a fixtures fiend. Can't say it works out for me but I need lots of green boxes in the near future.
Just picturing Foden sat at Huddersfield, feet up, reading Kipling. All good.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just picturing Foden sat at Huddersfield, feet up, reading Kipling. All good.
Same but I'm going Foden instead of Mbuemo if both survive tomorrow.
September 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Same but I'm going Foden instead of Mbuemo if both survive tomorrow.
It's better in next two gameweeks or I would have defo bailed.
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's better in next two gameweeks or I would have defo bailed.
Regret bailing on the plan, aiming for GW7 instead to go triple Arse with ease. Too late now as I missed all the price moves of course.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Regret bailing on the plan, aiming for GW7 instead to go triple Arse with ease. Too late now as I missed all the price moves of course.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Gone Piroe to Mateta so I could have a whopping two players at home this week. Option to roll next week and swap Salah for Haaland in GW6 if I like.
Good luck. I'm going to Kudus due to later wildcard.
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good luck. I'm going to Kudus due to later wildcard.
Fuck that. I mean I have him in my GW1 and GW3 team. He didn't make the cut for FH.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Fuck that. I mean I have him in my GW1 and GW3 team. He didn't make the cut for FH.
Fair point. Because I have Salah and one less flagged player than you, it is only I that stumbled across the WC GW7 squad I guess.
August 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Fair point. Because I have Salah and one less flagged player than you, it is only I that stumbled across the WC GW7 squad I guess.
The only "problem" with this plan is that you/we have stumbled across very strong teams for GW4-GW6. Only further injuries will make me Wildcard GW4 now.
August 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The only "problem" with this plan is that you/we have stumbled across very strong teams for GW4-GW6. Only further injuries will make me Wildcard GW4 now.
Cheers.
Semenyo was first on list pretty much until realised I could get Palmer with a downgrade. Petrovic only made it when I realised I didn't give a fuck about any 5.5 shots. Was happy to give Dewsbury a shot over Anderson's 4 pointer.
Semenyo was first on list pretty much until realised I could get Palmer with a downgrade. Petrovic only made it when I realised I didn't give a fuck about any 5.5 shots. Was happy to give Dewsbury a shot over Anderson's 4 pointer.
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cheers.
Semenyo was first on list pretty much until realised I could get Palmer with a downgrade. Petrovic only made it when I realised I didn't give a fuck about any 5.5 shots. Was happy to give Dewsbury a shot over Anderson's 4 pointer.
Semenyo was first on list pretty much until realised I could get Palmer with a downgrade. Petrovic only made it when I realised I didn't give a fuck about any 5.5 shots. Was happy to give Dewsbury a shot over Anderson's 4 pointer.
Option 4.
The only centre forward for a team (so fair chance of 90) from a Top 3 side playing at home to a newly promoted side and he's also (probably) on penalties.
The only centre forward for a team (so fair chance of 90) from a Top 3 side playing at home to a newly promoted side and he's also (probably) on penalties.
August 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Option 4.
The only centre forward for a team (so fair chance of 90) from a Top 3 side playing at home to a newly promoted side and he's also (probably) on penalties.
The only centre forward for a team (so fair chance of 90) from a Top 3 side playing at home to a newly promoted side and he's also (probably) on penalties.