Praise be! And enjoy <3

#23: Andrzej Sapkovski - The Blood of Elves
Witcher novel 1. Expletives, SA, mysogyny, racism... I'm beginning to think, this series is beloved by the people who think Warhammer 40k is the most realistic depiction of the far future.

Nooooo, no access to puberty blockers because, while I have no knowledge of medicine, I do have great concern for the boobs-to-be of underage people!
You'll just have to live without participating in sports - or spectating, unless you bring your own bucket to pee into.

Man, am I happy to not be a creator with a fan base, because I could NOT keep a secret to save my life!
Much patience to you, and I hope you don't explode from excitement before the beans are ready for spilling.

So every firecracker contains the implied statement "listen here, Starmer, if I had access to gunpowder barrels..."?
We need something like that in Germany!

It's both the Jar-Jario brothers - this pair of spiritually conjoined twins who can reconnect with the help of some pharmaceutically active substances.

crossing my fingers for you and your baking ability!!!

But the 34th rule of acquisition states that war is good for business! Oh, bother.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia and never go up against a Ferengi when profit is on the line!

This is what peak performance looks like!

GM: "A giant, grey sphynx blocks your way. Its voice is a threatening purr in the back of your minds: 'Answer my riddle and you may continue: How do I convince Excel to accept two dimensional arrays as inputs in the f.test function?'"
Player 1: "We're doomed!"
Player 2: "I roll for initiative"

That's fair, also I AM reading the Witcher series right now, and there is no comparing the issues 😅

I'm happy you enjoyed it! I had a few too many cringe moments to properly love the book, but it is indeed a great mystery!

Very Halloween and very on brand!

I find it funny how many people consider Witcher 3 a total masterpiece and how many people never bothered to finish it XD

I haven't played the games (yet), but I am not surprised to hear that, it's very much on brand.

I'm only interested because of the Netflix show. Every woman's most important characteristic is her fuckability, Geralt reads a bit like a Mary-Sue... it's really not great so far 😅

#22: Andrzej Sapkovski - The Sword of Destiny
Short story collection -1 of the Witcher series. More 90's fantasy misogyny and racism.

#21: Andrzej Sapkovski - The Last Wish
Something like Book -2 of the Witcher series? One of two short story collections. Typical 90's fantasy misogyny and racism and I would have tossed it after the first story, if the TV show wasn't promising better writing later.