I forgot I had this app for weeks, but I have a record to promote and no self control so fuck it.

New EP for my band Pent Up! drops Friday. It's very good, and the lead single Be There Soon is out right now. Maybe listen plz?
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The whiplash back and forth between "my band's newest record is almost done I WANNA PROMOTE IT NOOOOOOOW" and "I'm tired of band business and want to quit" is strong enough to break Earth's gravitational pull and send me to the stars.

Pretty wild to see the region get wrecked by a weather phenomenon named like a mediocre breakdance crew from the 90s

Bomb cyclones, man.

I haven't felt so "in my 30s" since my partner texted me about certain bedding being reversible and I became the embodiment of hype.

I keep forgetting this app is here, and I can't tell if it's because a) my mental health is improving or b) I keep crashing my boats on rocks because strange mythical women keep singing at me.

Probably a little of both honestly

A new Pent Up! song has appeared! If you would like to do me (and your ears) a huge favor, please click through this link and smash the pre-save button with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns:

Today is certainly a day of the week. Reports also suggest it is in fact a day on the calendar as well.

Big if true.

I deal with a lot of goofy stuff in my day job, but nothing beats people that demand a phone call when a job is done, but balk when asked to confirm their phone number.