CutieMonica
@cutiemonica.bsky.social
Trans | Any/All Nonbinary | 22 | Panromatic/Asexual | Game Dev a.k.a Unemployed | ✝️ | dating @cabl.rodeo @midnightdabree.bsky.social @lilacstarvix.bsky.social
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working on @bladebounce.bsky.social
Kirby Air Riders (Demo) - 8/10
this game feels like snorting crack while I'm already high and I've never done crack yet I feel like I'm right
Susie is canonically a fatass too this might be goty
even the game-breaking bugs are really funny it truly has it all
this game feels like snorting crack while I'm already high and I've never done crack yet I feel like I'm right
Susie is canonically a fatass too this might be goty
even the game-breaking bugs are really funny it truly has it all
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kirby Air Riders (Demo) - 8/10
this game feels like snorting crack while I'm already high and I've never done crack yet I feel like I'm right
Susie is canonically a fatass too this might be goty
even the game-breaking bugs are really funny it truly has it all
this game feels like snorting crack while I'm already high and I've never done crack yet I feel like I'm right
Susie is canonically a fatass too this might be goty
even the game-breaking bugs are really funny it truly has it all
Fall Guys (in the year of our lord 2025) - 4/10
WOO YEAH WOOO YEAH WOOO YEAH FALL GUYS WOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOO YEAH WOOO YEAH WOOO YEAH FALL GUYS WOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Fall Guys (in the year of our lord 2025) - 4/10
WOO YEAH WOOO YEAH WOOO YEAH FALL GUYS WOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOO YEAH WOOO YEAH WOOO YEAH FALL GUYS WOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sonic Rumble - 6/10
Idk how to be fair and genuine to this game, it was very cool getting to play it on steam months early, less cool that I didn't get a response to my question until hours before it actually released, and far less cool that I never actually got to review it. microtransactions suck
Idk how to be fair and genuine to this game, it was very cool getting to play it on steam months early, less cool that I didn't get a response to my question until hours before it actually released, and far less cool that I never actually got to review it. microtransactions suck
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Sonic Rumble - 6/10
Idk how to be fair and genuine to this game, it was very cool getting to play it on steam months early, less cool that I didn't get a response to my question until hours before it actually released, and far less cool that I never actually got to review it. microtransactions suck
Idk how to be fair and genuine to this game, it was very cool getting to play it on steam months early, less cool that I didn't get a response to my question until hours before it actually released, and far less cool that I never actually got to review it. microtransactions suck
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe + Magalor Epilogue - 10/10
god damn that was fucking peak how and why did I wait so long to play through the epilogue bro
god damn that was fucking peak how and why did I wait so long to play through the epilogue bro
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe + Magalor Epilogue - 10/10
god damn that was fucking peak how and why did I wait so long to play through the epilogue bro
god damn that was fucking peak how and why did I wait so long to play through the epilogue bro
kirby super star ultra (replay) - 9/10
It's still like one of the best kirby games ever made and one of the best remakes, god I wish more people put some got damn respect on its name
also I played it all the way through with my partner so that was kinda based
It's still like one of the best kirby games ever made and one of the best remakes, god I wish more people put some got damn respect on its name
also I played it all the way through with my partner so that was kinda based
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
kirby super star ultra (replay) - 9/10
It's still like one of the best kirby games ever made and one of the best remakes, god I wish more people put some got damn respect on its name
also I played it all the way through with my partner so that was kinda based
It's still like one of the best kirby games ever made and one of the best remakes, god I wish more people put some got damn respect on its name
also I played it all the way through with my partner so that was kinda based
Tetris Effect (like my billionth replay) - 10/10
there is no other game that has ever been as peak as tetris effect fight me i will bite
there is no other game that has ever been as peak as tetris effect fight me i will bite
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Tetris Effect (like my billionth replay) - 10/10
there is no other game that has ever been as peak as tetris effect fight me i will bite
there is no other game that has ever been as peak as tetris effect fight me i will bite
Kirby and the Forgotten Land Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World DLC for the Kirby and the Forgotten Land Game - 7/10
one of my favorite kirby games ever I was just kinda happy to play it again
I wish the DLC was way more substantial for $20, still easily the best upgrade pack lol
one of my favorite kirby games ever I was just kinda happy to play it again
I wish the DLC was way more substantial for $20, still easily the best upgrade pack lol
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kirby and the Forgotten Land Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World DLC for the Kirby and the Forgotten Land Game - 7/10
one of my favorite kirby games ever I was just kinda happy to play it again
I wish the DLC was way more substantial for $20, still easily the best upgrade pack lol
one of my favorite kirby games ever I was just kinda happy to play it again
I wish the DLC was way more substantial for $20, still easily the best upgrade pack lol
Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - 9/10
idk how to properly word my criticisms of this game other than sometimes it's a little bit not good but most times it is very fun and good
review subject to change in February where it will jump to a 99999999/10 for having Whisper the Wolf
idk how to properly word my criticisms of this game other than sometimes it's a little bit not good but most times it is very fun and good
review subject to change in February where it will jump to a 99999999/10 for having Whisper the Wolf
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - 9/10
idk how to properly word my criticisms of this game other than sometimes it's a little bit not good but most times it is very fun and good
review subject to change in February where it will jump to a 99999999/10 for having Whisper the Wolf
idk how to properly word my criticisms of this game other than sometimes it's a little bit not good but most times it is very fun and good
review subject to change in February where it will jump to a 99999999/10 for having Whisper the Wolf
Hollow Knight: Silksong - 9/10
FUCK bilewater
anyways this may be the greatest game ever crafted in many ways and also a cock and ball torture simulator that only sometimes makes me cum
FUCK bilewater
FUCK bilewater
anyways this may be the greatest game ever crafted in many ways and also a cock and ball torture simulator that only sometimes makes me cum
FUCK bilewater
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hollow Knight: Silksong - 9/10
FUCK bilewater
anyways this may be the greatest game ever crafted in many ways and also a cock and ball torture simulator that only sometimes makes me cum
FUCK bilewater
FUCK bilewater
anyways this may be the greatest game ever crafted in many ways and also a cock and ball torture simulator that only sometimes makes me cum
FUCK bilewater
Word Play - 7/10
its fun
I feel like as a writer who plays wordle and quordle and strands etc. every day, plus someone who is addicted to balatro, this game Should have hit for me far more, but iunno, I kinda just got bored of it after winning a couple runs, still really fun for those few runs tho
its fun
I feel like as a writer who plays wordle and quordle and strands etc. every day, plus someone who is addicted to balatro, this game Should have hit for me far more, but iunno, I kinda just got bored of it after winning a couple runs, still really fun for those few runs tho
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Word Play - 7/10
its fun
I feel like as a writer who plays wordle and quordle and strands etc. every day, plus someone who is addicted to balatro, this game Should have hit for me far more, but iunno, I kinda just got bored of it after winning a couple runs, still really fun for those few runs tho
its fun
I feel like as a writer who plays wordle and quordle and strands etc. every day, plus someone who is addicted to balatro, this game Should have hit for me far more, but iunno, I kinda just got bored of it after winning a couple runs, still really fun for those few runs tho
Cobblemon - 9/10
IDK how to even rate this as it's a very specific modpack I made while playing with friends but damn if it wasn't fun
Minecraft and Pokemon complement eachother so extremely well somehow, if only they didn't have 0.1% encounter rates for specific mons in specific biomes
IDK how to even rate this as it's a very specific modpack I made while playing with friends but damn if it wasn't fun
Minecraft and Pokemon complement eachother so extremely well somehow, if only they didn't have 0.1% encounter rates for specific mons in specific biomes
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Cobblemon - 9/10
IDK how to even rate this as it's a very specific modpack I made while playing with friends but damn if it wasn't fun
Minecraft and Pokemon complement eachother so extremely well somehow, if only they didn't have 0.1% encounter rates for specific mons in specific biomes
IDK how to even rate this as it's a very specific modpack I made while playing with friends but damn if it wasn't fun
Minecraft and Pokemon complement eachother so extremely well somehow, if only they didn't have 0.1% encounter rates for specific mons in specific biomes
Donkey Kong Bananza - 9.5/10
Man this coulda been a perfect game if the bosses weren't supremely lame, and also if there was anything really at all substantial for 100%. It's like a damn near perfect sequel to odyssey, fuck that DLC tho i aint playing it LMAO
Man this coulda been a perfect game if the bosses weren't supremely lame, and also if there was anything really at all substantial for 100%. It's like a damn near perfect sequel to odyssey, fuck that DLC tho i aint playing it LMAO
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Donkey Kong Bananza - 9.5/10
Man this coulda been a perfect game if the bosses weren't supremely lame, and also if there was anything really at all substantial for 100%. It's like a damn near perfect sequel to odyssey, fuck that DLC tho i aint playing it LMAO
Man this coulda been a perfect game if the bosses weren't supremely lame, and also if there was anything really at all substantial for 100%. It's like a damn near perfect sequel to odyssey, fuck that DLC tho i aint playing it LMAO
OFF (2025 Remaster) - 8/10
Truly one of the most important games ever made, and still a pretty damn impactful and fun RPG to this day. It shows its age, and the remaster pretty much preserves the original as much as possible outside of the music and battle system, so it's a very easy recommendation
Truly one of the most important games ever made, and still a pretty damn impactful and fun RPG to this day. It shows its age, and the remaster pretty much preserves the original as much as possible outside of the music and battle system, so it's a very easy recommendation
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
OFF (2025 Remaster) - 8/10
Truly one of the most important games ever made, and still a pretty damn impactful and fun RPG to this day. It shows its age, and the remaster pretty much preserves the original as much as possible outside of the music and battle system, so it's a very easy recommendation
Truly one of the most important games ever made, and still a pretty damn impactful and fun RPG to this day. It shows its age, and the remaster pretty much preserves the original as much as possible outside of the music and battle system, so it's a very easy recommendation
Mario Kart World - 6-8/10 (it depends)
Idk man this is the best Mario Kart whenever I play it in a super hypserspecific way that I enjoy, even though 99% of the game is it trying to force me to not play in the way I enjoy
for more info see the AsumSaus video "Is Melee a Good Game?"
Idk man this is the best Mario Kart whenever I play it in a super hypserspecific way that I enjoy, even though 99% of the game is it trying to force me to not play in the way I enjoy
for more info see the AsumSaus video "Is Melee a Good Game?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Mario Kart World - 6-8/10 (it depends)
Idk man this is the best Mario Kart whenever I play it in a super hypserspecific way that I enjoy, even though 99% of the game is it trying to force me to not play in the way I enjoy
for more info see the AsumSaus video "Is Melee a Good Game?"
Idk man this is the best Mario Kart whenever I play it in a super hypserspecific way that I enjoy, even though 99% of the game is it trying to force me to not play in the way I enjoy
for more info see the AsumSaus video "Is Melee a Good Game?"
im -16 mins into this video so far its pretty good
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im -16 mins into this video so far its pretty good
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME SONIC 🙏🙏🙏
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME SONIC 🙏🙏🙏
THE ONE TIME I DONT WATCH STATE OF PLAY IS WHEN THEY REVEAL TANGLE AND WHISPER FOR SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS OK MAN
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
THE ONE TIME I DONT WATCH STATE OF PLAY IS WHEN THEY REVEAL TANGLE AND WHISPER FOR SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS OK MAN
making my video jame
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
making my video jame
Chat what the hell just happened to me in Kirby air riders
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Chat what the hell just happened to me in Kirby air riders
Who keeps cursing mascot racing games with bad netcode
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Who keeps cursing mascot racing games with bad netcode
we got team blowjob brothers vs team suckoff sisters in crossworlds bro
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
we got team blowjob brothers vs team suckoff sisters in crossworlds bro
