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Michael Parks
@cuthpaste.bsky.social
Hiya, pal.
Forever one of the greats. Was surprised how much of it I remembered.
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Finally. The grocery store will not sell any food to me and I am dying.
October 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Still got the Metal Gear skills. I will never get old. Never.
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Still in a dream.
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me if I ever find out my wife has disappeared in the town of Silent Hill.
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Almost every movie could end like this and be better for it. No more credits. Main guy just says so long and that’s it.
July 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Once again the algorithm has accurately targeted me.
July 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One of the best games ever made and maybe the single best sequel.
July 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
All these dorks did was complain about the other movies being too dark for the last 12 years. Now it’s too fun.
July 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Where are the articles about the death stranding truck being emotionally abusive.
July 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I feel a sense of dread from this. This is a form of cosmic horror.
June 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Enjoying the incredible power of the Nintendo Switch 2 video game console.
June 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is a review for a box of spaghetti.
May 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It is time to start putting nerds on a prison island with no internet.
May 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Clair Obscur is one of the best RPGs ever made. More games from France, please.
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me every Monday morning.
March 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Not really using my remaining time on this earth in a good way.
March 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I strongly feel a sense of malice from this
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
First thing I see on linkedin today. She throws it up repeatedly for 2 minutes straight.

Somehow have dozens of mutual connections to this freak because I used to work in games. I don’t know, man. I don’t know.
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It better be zero
January 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Like 200 people already went off on this guy but one more won’t hurt.
January 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sugar free, zero grams of flavor
January 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Bluesky has the juice.” No it doesn’t. It does not. That isn’t true.
December 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM