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but emotionally. bc we didn’t remember to send them w lin when she went down to mardi gras the other day (and we didn’t go ourself to hang out w katie like we usually do bc it was p last minute) we are Directly Responsible for causing this
February 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
also visually we are just cooler now 😎
February 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anyway we’re gonna see if this pattern Continues and then if so to a like. Concerning degree. we’re gonna move our appointment ahead to be like tom u GOTTA get me off these pills
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
yes this reveals we Exaggerated by saying every single day bc we didn’t have one on friday but like. c’mon.
February 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
honestly it’s embarrassing at this point
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tbf we Are sick once again so. maybe that is aggravating it and the timing is just horribly funny. BUT. ☝🏻 anyway now we're even more of a bleed risk which is soooo funny. truly the ultimate boyfailure
February 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
😔 tragically that is what happens when we r so perfect…… it makes people miss us 😔 BUT !!!!!!! we’re back babeyyyy !!!!!
January 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
literally no lie we almost told u we wanted to start hanging out again on like. saturday. but we were like Wait. ☝🏻 we have to make sure we can actually follow through first
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
also we saw like six clowns at the thrift store today and . I think they helped too <3
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
genuinely we're finally unwell (positive) enough that we can force ourself to do things and if brad complains it’s just like sorry !!! 💖 it’s not ur time bucko !!! 💖 it’s hot girl summer rn !!! 💖
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
← insane and trying to justify how much of their wardrobe is made of cute dresses at this point
January 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
like don't get me wrong it's a great color !!! we feel fantastic !!! but like. why are u wasting my time bringing it up if ur not going to pay me a compliment 💖
January 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM