Cute Bitch Vanessa
@cutebitchvanessa.bsky.social
National Parks fan. County fair lover. Sketch comedy dork.
Former game developer. Current cutie. (She/her)
Former game developer. Current cutie. (She/her)
Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Post your warning label. This is mine:
I've discovered the world of open source Rock Band clones and after six years without playing, baby, I still got it! This is what spending 40+ hours a week QAing that game does to the body.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've discovered the world of open source Rock Band clones and after six years without playing, baby, I still got it! This is what spending 40+ hours a week QAing that game does to the body.
This fucking sucks! I never liked Soarin' Around the World as much as Over California, so I'm not all that disappointed to see it go, but it's very difficult to read this as anything other than Disney de-emphasizing the international themes of Epcot to pander to rightwing nationalism.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This fucking sucks! I never liked Soarin' Around the World as much as Over California, so I'm not all that disappointed to see it go, but it's very difficult to read this as anything other than Disney de-emphasizing the international themes of Epcot to pander to rightwing nationalism.
i am sorry to one up you, but you inspired me to go all the way
nice
nice
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i am sorry to one up you, but you inspired me to go all the way
nice
nice
Oreo flavored Reese's: Exquisite. It takes one of the best candies out there and adds delicious cookie bits for a great textural element. A superb work of candycraft.
Reese's flavored Oreos: Just regular Oreos but with peanut butter inside. That's it.
Reese's flavored Oreos: Just regular Oreos but with peanut butter inside. That's it.
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oreo flavored Reese's: Exquisite. It takes one of the best candies out there and adds delicious cookie bits for a great textural element. A superb work of candycraft.
Reese's flavored Oreos: Just regular Oreos but with peanut butter inside. That's it.
Reese's flavored Oreos: Just regular Oreos but with peanut butter inside. That's it.
tfw your wife takes a photo of you looking like a real cutie
September 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
tfw your wife takes a photo of you looking like a real cutie
captchas always be like
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
captchas always be like
Or maybe WHAT, Brian??
![THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR ATM
..OR MAYBE.....?
CONTACT: Brian@[redacted]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtehkh5blcxutiggvlswyjon/bafkreify4jsjt4xbixeqhexia33s5tt6wn2orxib4wf7efyry5x34eulvq@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Or maybe WHAT, Brian??
Not bad for a girl who had her face sliced open just a month ago.
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not bad for a girl who had her face sliced open just a month ago.
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you.
Although my real first Steam purchase was a physical copy of Half-Life 2, and I was pissed that I had to install a client just to play it. (It also happens to be my first Amazon purchase.)
Although my real first Steam purchase was a physical copy of Half-Life 2, and I was pissed that I had to install a client just to play it. (It also happens to be my first Amazon purchase.)
![Order placed May 6, 2006
Total $40.97
Half-Life 2: Game of the Year Edition [CD-ROM]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtehkh5blcxutiggvlswyjon/bafkreidw4c2rfp26ppumgw2l6jbi544cyixeerx5ktpr6a6rf4oparnhuu@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you.
Although my real first Steam purchase was a physical copy of Half-Life 2, and I was pissed that I had to install a client just to play it. (It also happens to be my first Amazon purchase.)
Although my real first Steam purchase was a physical copy of Half-Life 2, and I was pissed that I had to install a client just to play it. (It also happens to be my first Amazon purchase.)
Update: I went hiking again today and saw that the rock monster got a glow up!
July 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Update: I went hiking again today and saw that the rock monster got a glow up!
One more day till FFS. And only more more day to feel anxious about it.
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One more day till FFS. And only more more day to feel anxious about it.
More controversy in the instragram color mixing scene!
July 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
More controversy in the instragram color mixing scene!
Bluesky circa June 2023
June 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bluesky circa June 2023
Happy Pride, Bluesky! It’s not an easy time to be trans, but I can’t let that overshadow the joy it brings me. I’m so grateful for my lovely wife, @katiecabatie.bsky.social, and I still feel so lucky that I get to BE a lovely wife myself! It’s so much more fun than being a husband ever was. 10/10.
June 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Happy Pride, Bluesky! It’s not an easy time to be trans, but I can’t let that overshadow the joy it brings me. I’m so grateful for my lovely wife, @katiecabatie.bsky.social, and I still feel so lucky that I get to BE a lovely wife myself! It’s so much more fun than being a husband ever was. 10/10.
Fuck, I looked cute by accident again! How dies this keep happening?
No, jk. Week to week or month by month progress is easy to miss, so seeing my progress side by side like this is a nice reminder of how much my body has changed in the past year.
No, jk. Week to week or month by month progress is easy to miss, so seeing my progress side by side like this is a nice reminder of how much my body has changed in the past year.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fuck, I looked cute by accident again! How dies this keep happening?
No, jk. Week to week or month by month progress is easy to miss, so seeing my progress side by side like this is a nice reminder of how much my body has changed in the past year.
No, jk. Week to week or month by month progress is easy to miss, so seeing my progress side by side like this is a nice reminder of how much my body has changed in the past year.
Dang, I feel like the Instagram color mixing influencers are really starting to run out of ideas.
May 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dang, I feel like the Instagram color mixing influencers are really starting to run out of ideas.
hi, from new york
May 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
hi, from new york