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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️
Full time youtuber, part time funny theory man.
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Youtube has decreed that I am a child because I was... watching a video on the government shutdown?

Ah yes, my favorite childhood activity. Watching videos about the senate and government funding.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my video literally has so many layers and is so long that my editing software keeps trying to crash on me whenever I try to add/delete things too rapidly.

I am now saving two seperate .wfp files in the case one corrupts. Still hoping for 31st! 🤞
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bad Cancelation Idea: If an allegation video is made on you, add Base64 on all videos they used as evidence, and put secret codes in the 'response video'. This will result in everyone thinking it's a collab ARG and thus all fictional.
October 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"i can probably delete this line, it doesn't look that important"

#Indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #meme
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
About 1/4th of the way through the Daydream video (my next 1hr+ video) and honestly keep having to stop midway to record something new like a new comment I found, or I dug another 2 inches down the rabbit hole, or I need to clarify something.

Hope to get it done Early-October! Excited!! Stay tuned.
a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed .
Alt: A dog (Shiba Inu) is excitedly wagging its tail, smiling, while against a bed looking at the camera.
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September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
so i did a typo earlier today and just realized
can somebody please answer to me why fnaf fanfictions aren't called fnafictions. please. tell me. it was such a missed opportunity.
September 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
if "Fork found in Kitchen" means an obvious statement of one thing leading to another...
Then I think "Kitchen found in Fork" should be a statement where a person forces one thing to lead to another when it doesn't.
August 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bad(?) Financial Advice:
Need to pay Taxes but really don't want to give the government money? Once you've calculated your taxes, you can legally donate up a percent of that to a non-profit charity!

Because donations can become tax deductions, that amount can be taken out of what you owe in taxes--
August 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i think the only reason so many AI artists see being able to do art as something you're 'gifted' with is because many artists started super young (3-8) when we were immune/unaware of 'cringe'.
Once you're in school or older you start having to draw while KNOWING you're bad for a while to IMPROVE.
August 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The long-video curse at its finest. Looks like we have another hour long video coming your way, Youtube.

I am not looking forward to recording this man, my throat never does.
August 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ok here's your specialty BlueSky-only update fellas.
Recently got sick from Dumping Syndrome of unknown cause (as I have never HAD surgery, so I shouldn't be getting it?) so I've been a little slow to work on things, but Part 2 of the Kindergarten video is almost done. (1/3)
August 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've never gotten around to making a video on it (kind of which I had though given all the recent internet events XD) but I genuinely believe that, if Nebula had a 'free' tier where you just had to watch ads, they would be genuine competition to Youtube and become an actual replacement for many.
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
aww yeah it's ants, yo
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
YO I JUST BOUGHT A WHOLE ASS WATERMELON FOR $6 BUCKS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
July 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Nugget knows no love"
(I got youtube thumbnails done today! Here's one for Kindergarten theory PT2 I think looks pretty great!)
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
welp, my first ever two part theory

Here's how it'll go:
Obscure Vocaloid Songs with Dark Backstories
How does the Timeloop work in Kindergarten? (Pt 1)
Nugget is the way he is because of the Timeloop (Pt 2)

Aiming to make each done at the same time and post them all back-2-back, Fri-Fri-Fri.
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Interesting thing about the Kindergarten games (1-3), you know how several characters will remember things from certain routes despite them being impossible due to the timeloop?

Well, as it were, the only way this is possible are if they come from different timelines...

Here's my findings.
July 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bad Webseries Idea:
In a world where conjuration is equivalent to a retail job for the underworld, a Skeleton suddenly keeps getting summoned by the same Old Witch Grandma over and over to make him pretend to be her son that died hundreds of years ago so she doesn't have to move on and grieve.
July 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i'm not sure how often I've told this story before, but spite is the most powerful life-changing ability you can have.

The whole reason I even started Youtube was because I worked for a 'kids content farm' minecraft Youtuber, got paid $20 per video from an 8 million subscriber channel, and--
(1/4)
July 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So for my youtube video, they recently started doing shorts with these wildly different 3d models (yes they are supposed to be of the same character)

But I SWEAR for the life of me that I've seen these models before. If anyone happens to find me a link/image proof I'll shout you out in the video.
July 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In better news:
Upcoming video is 85% done editing! It's officially 40-ish minutes long.

I won't be able to get it done by THIS Friday (because even after editing is done I'll still need to put Music over it, Closed Captions, etc), so chances are it will be posted 18th.

anyways, MIKU MIKU!!!!! :D
a drawing of hatsune miku with blue hair
ALT: a drawing of hatsune miku with blue hair
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July 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(TADC post incoming)
So given Goosework's statements that the person to next abstract "isn't who we think it is", (likely meaning it isn't Ragatha, Gangle, or Caine like many theorize), I just want to jump ahead of the curb and place my bets on Zooble.
July 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I really want to learn how to do f4mi's AI subtitle poisoning to protect my Youtube content while allowing people to still USE subtitles if they actually need them, but I can't really find anything on how to do it without taking an extra week or so to complete.
July 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Working on next videos, still really proud of these thumbnails. To be even more transparent though, here's a more detailed break down of each video below for all you Bluesky-ers
(technically a thread? 🧵)
June 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Anyone else annoyed that Google recently made it where if you use google search too many times when asking code questions it pops up an ad trying to tell you to use Gemini instead?

Like for the last time I don't want you to code FOR me, **I** want to learn so I can actually know what I'm doing.
June 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM