on a whim i sprayed one of this #handmade model bright red six months ago and it remained unsold ever since, neatly highlighting why I'm not an interior designer and why it too is on sale at £41.25 till 2nd December

customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

I came to Instagram late so have no idea if it's always been like this but yeah I just can't get my head round it, it's *desperate* to show me vid after vid of one weird trick rather than pictures from people I follow

update: went up in the attic because I am super brave. Nothing up there but muddy child's footprints, an odd green glow from the eaves, and ... is that giggling? They... want me to stay up here... to ... play...

...or the second iteration of this design, using even heavier 6mm steel which will probably survive the apocalypse if it's not melted down for the war effort or to build a Thunderdome

till 2nd December it's £41.25 including UK shipping

customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

I've always taken it more as a duty on the state to put a ballot in every citizen's hand - it remains every citizen's right to draw a cock on it & pop it in a post box

have *hundreds* of hours in ONI, highly recommend

it's a threat is what it is

algorithm or no, if he fits, he sits

Ooh that's a good point, Fridays are my partner's work from home days & any attempt at a lie-in are rudely interrupted by the bin men

I can't remember who had the idea of starting day of the week Bin Clubs with mock team rivalry, one of the b3ta alumni I think, anyway #FridayBinsClub

ooh that's excellent! You'll have Dickensian children's noses pressed up against the window

(that "means to indulge dreams" thing remains huge of course)

A third of the Team GB Olympic squad were privately educated. A third! The wealthy are not naturally better at running & jumping. An awful lot of state school kids could have done better, never got the chance

late entry for someone who ticks a lot of the "in their own right" boxes: success in a field different from parents (no nepo contacts) and in sports (name recognition doesn't help you do bigger jumps): Andrea Spendolini-Siriex

"Only" nepo advantage, a family with the means to indulge dreams

Jamie Lee Curtis for sure

tho since waking up I've been unable to get the "you don't win friends with salad" song from The Simpsons out my head, so it's not all virtuous productivity over here

before cleaning & getting a first coat of primer on before the sun goes down 🧵/4

#welding guard rails on (e6013 2.5mm electrodes @ ~80 amps)🧵/3

making the guard rails - take flat steel bar, grind clean, cut to size, and use Bender Bending Rodriguez to bend to shape 🧵/2