Bespoke Android
@customreplicant.bsky.social
Cold-war era android previously living in the Dystopian Cyberpunk Future, now living in the Dystopian Dieselpunk Present. Big fan of beepy-boopy music and cats.
Damn, mine's in the 15 least-lucky days.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Damn, mine's in the 15 least-lucky days.
Would it be alright if I used this for streaming purposes?
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Would it be alright if I used this for streaming purposes?
Listen, you gotta meet the congregation where they are, baby. And that's at Joyful Noise '25, the Vatican City's longest-running music festival! Brought to you by Red Bull.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Listen, you gotta meet the congregation where they are, baby. And that's at Joyful Noise '25, the Vatican City's longest-running music festival! Brought to you by Red Bull.
Well, they said "all unclassified" documents, so no. My assumption is that anything that makes the pedo in chief look bad is going to be made classified.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Well, they said "all unclassified" documents, so no. My assumption is that anything that makes the pedo in chief look bad is going to be made classified.
I have to disagree, honestly. Metroid Dread did a decent job with the few non-Samus characters in it. Pretty small pool to draw from though.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have to disagree, honestly. Metroid Dread did a decent job with the few non-Samus characters in it. Pretty small pool to draw from though.
Some really clever and funny stuff
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Some really clever and funny stuff
Probably the burnout, yeah.
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Probably the burnout, yeah.
Yeah, the university I work for did a pop-up flu shot/covid booster clinic, and myself and two coworkers all scheduled the same day, separately. The next day we were all shambling husks. It was rough.
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yeah, the university I work for did a pop-up flu shot/covid booster clinic, and myself and two coworkers all scheduled the same day, separately. The next day we were all shambling husks. It was rough.
Got mine on the 2nd and should have taken the 3rd off from work. Hit like a brick this year.
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Got mine on the 2nd and should have taken the 3rd off from work. Hit like a brick this year.
Hail the return of the Holly King!
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hail the return of the Holly King!
Love that top one with the different-sized studs.
September 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Love that top one with the different-sized studs.
Devastator hauling that literal dump truck ass around
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Devastator hauling that literal dump truck ass around
I love the new muppety versions of the mascots.
September 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I love the new muppety versions of the mascots.
Five and a half years in the NOvid club is a very good run. Take care of yourself, and I hope it's relatively quick and painless.
September 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Five and a half years in the NOvid club is a very good run. Take care of yourself, and I hope it's relatively quick and painless.
I'd say I identify with the meme about tech enthusiasts vs engineers and programmers more and more, but really it's always been true. "The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."
September 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'd say I identify with the meme about tech enthusiasts vs engineers and programmers more and more, but really it's always been true. "The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."
Thinking about this, I don't actually know that he's the protagonist. The trailer is super-focused on him though, in a way that makes me assume that's the case. He needs to stop being in things I'm interested in.
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Thinking about this, I don't actually know that he's the protagonist. The trailer is super-focused on him though, in a way that makes me assume that's the case. He needs to stop being in things I'm interested in.
Imagine being Lindsay Buckingham and having to play the song Stevie Nicks wrote about you being shitty at every single show.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Imagine being Lindsay Buckingham and having to play the song Stevie Nicks wrote about you being shitty at every single show.
Jared Leto being the main character killed any interest I had. Fuck that guy.
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Jared Leto being the main character killed any interest I had. Fuck that guy.
Btw, if you haven't seen the most recent episode of Game Changer, you need to watch the ending credits. Trust me.
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Btw, if you haven't seen the most recent episode of Game Changer, you need to watch the ending credits. Trust me.
Congrats on completing another revolution around the sun! Glad to hear you're taking care of yourself and keeping an eye on these things.
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congrats on completing another revolution around the sun! Glad to hear you're taking care of yourself and keeping an eye on these things.