Lïam from Online
@custodianofrecords.online
God's only angel.
Campers, AWPers, and n00bs who rush B.
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Campers, AWPers, and n00bs who rush B.
Idiot company run by functionally illiterate freaks.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Idiot company run by functionally illiterate freaks.
BUT MY FETISH IS THAT IT WAS SCIENTIFICALLY INADVISABLE!
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
BUT MY FETISH IS THAT IT WAS SCIENTIFICALLY INADVISABLE!
Demis Hassabis's parents: "We will call him Demis."
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Demis Hassabis's parents: "We will call him Demis."
Shut up. Shit the fuck up. This is nothing.
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Shut up. Shit the fuck up. This is nothing.
The girl reading this.
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The girl reading this.
I want Satya Nadella to get SIDS. We all have goals, buddy.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I want Satya Nadella to get SIDS. We all have goals, buddy.
Just incredible framing.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just incredible framing.
I'm sorry, Spotify. You will never be a Looking At Thing. You are only an Ears Thing.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm sorry, Spotify. You will never be a Looking At Thing. You are only an Ears Thing.
When your bro asks why you're waving your hand behind your stinky butt.
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When your bro asks why you're waving your hand behind your stinky butt.
It's a portmanteau of Man Anus. They're AI goatse agents.
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's a portmanteau of Man Anus. They're AI goatse agents.
Yeah I know bidtsch.
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah I know bidtsch.
No amount of money.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
No amount of money.
How the fuck did they make it worse?
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How the fuck did they make it worse?
Reverse-active voice.
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reverse-active voice.
The human heart.
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The human heart.
Ladies be shopping.
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ladies be shopping.
He’s woke now.
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He’s woke now.
The funniest thing could happen.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The funniest thing could happen.
They should put Michael Missions in more video games.
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They should put Michael Missions in more video games.