Cussing Carrie's
@cussingcarries.bsky.social
🙋🏼♀️ She/Her
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
🏳️🌈 Queer disabled mama
👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more
💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter
✋️ Michigangsta
🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect
✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got a request for a "subtle yet classy" FDT shirt with a "traditional" vibe. I was working on it when another customer came to pick up their order, and I excitedly shared. I sold 2 more tees. That's a sign. Added to the site!
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
It's a quiet design with a loud message for anyone paying attention.
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know what really sucks about today's market? I have yet to collect a single donation for Helping Women Period. I'm so embarrassed. I really thought I'd be able to fill one of my merch totes with donations. Nope. I'm a loser. I could cry.
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My event sales so far are tracking about 33% less than what I did the same day & same event last year.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
I will not panic.
Fuck it... I'm panicking.
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All set up on the ground floor of the MSU Union for the 62nd Annual MSU Arts & Crafts Show! 9AM - 5PM Saturday and 10AM - 4PM Sunday!
Black Friday sale!
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Black Friday sale!
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Then earlier today, my Cricut croaked mid-cut. I had to replace it immediately. It's out of warranty, and I am in the middle of a bulk order. So, I'm having a little sale through midnight Wednesday. Use the code "CRICUT" for 20% off at checkout.
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I did have to cancel an event last Sunday because the planner decided two days in advance that no political merch was allowed. When I asked for clarification, I was advised that I could have nothing referencing equality, banned books, feminism, etc., roughly 75% of my merch.
I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I forget I have this account. I am so sorry. It's like my red-headed stepchild or something.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I DID get a refund of my booth fee from Dakota HS. They admitted their error. I have not had any issues at events since.
I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.
Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.
My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.
So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.
It's been a weekend.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's been a weekend.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.
For the Swifties!
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
For the Swifties!
New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's!
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's!
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries
Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"
My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.
My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.
Had to miss the market in Allegan today due to car issues. We need a new vehicle STAT.
Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.
Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Had to miss the market in Allegan today due to car issues. We need a new vehicle STAT.
Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.
Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.
New stickers added to the website today! Here are a few of my favorites!
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
New stickers added to the website today! Here are a few of my favorites!
Sunshine. Sand. Sundaes. Sweet friends. South Lansing Farmer's Market scrumptiousness.
A day that I'll file under fantastic.
#hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan
A day that I'll file under fantastic.
#hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan
September 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sunshine. Sand. Sundaes. Sweet friends. South Lansing Farmer's Market scrumptiousness.
A day that I'll file under fantastic.
#hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan
A day that I'll file under fantastic.
#hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan
I would say that I didn't have WW3 on my 2025 bingo card, but I understood the assignment and added it on Nov. 6, 2024.
Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.
Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I would say that I didn't have WW3 on my 2025 bingo card, but I understood the assignment and added it on Nov. 6, 2024.
Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.
Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.
Just your neighborhood "trippy dippy fuckt*rd hippie" back from vacay! It's open window season here in Michigan and I overheard my MAGA neighbor tell his dog that they weren't going out until I went inside... so Charlie (my dog) and I moved everything to our patio. For six hours. Yes, I'm petty AF.
September 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just your neighborhood "trippy dippy fuckt*rd hippie" back from vacay! It's open window season here in Michigan and I overheard my MAGA neighbor tell his dog that they weren't going out until I went inside... so Charlie (my dog) and I moved everything to our patio. For six hours. Yes, I'm petty AF.
These guys are everything!
August 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
These guys are everything!
New onesies added to the site! I'm on vacation but I'll be at A Festival of Oddities this weekend! The website will be taking orders again Sept. 7!
August 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
New onesies added to the site! I'm on vacation but I'll be at A Festival of Oddities this weekend! The website will be taking orders again Sept. 7!