Matt Wirth
@cusacatofiqui.bsky.social
(he/him) I sell Blu-rays, make crosswords, play Minecraft, and think humans should be treated nicely
"I'm totally gonna run over that lady tied to the track. union don't pay me enough to give two shits."
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"I'm totally gonna run over that lady tied to the track. union don't pay me enough to give two shits."
I mean, it's basically a funnier version of the Bible...
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, it's basically a funnier version of the Bible...
proud Californians when they solve today's NY Times crossword
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
proud Californians when they solve today's NY Times crossword
another thing I love about LA: tomatoes and garlic sprouting up while snowstorms are hitting other parts of the country
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
another thing I love about LA: tomatoes and garlic sprouting up while snowstorms are hitting other parts of the country
Dad came into town to demonstrate how to build his design for a Little Free Library / Pantry.
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dad came into town to demonstrate how to build his design for a Little Free Library / Pantry.
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
he's taking Jimmy Carter's place as "Democrat ex-politician who uses construction skills to help those in need"
yep. can't really contest that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
yep. can't really contest that.
after the waterproof pantry got stolen on Tuesday, the old pantry is back up and fully stocked!
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
after the waterproof pantry got stolen on Tuesday, the old pantry is back up and fully stocked!
Little Free Food Pantry has been upgraded for the atmospheric river. shelves to come.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Little Free Food Pantry has been upgraded for the atmospheric river. shelves to come.
all other cat dads make their weekend plans around whether their little guy will be more cozy snoozing in the living room vs. office, right?
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
all other cat dads make their weekend plans around whether their little guy will be more cozy snoozing in the living room vs. office, right?
Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access
temp food pantry to help the SNAP chaps (will replace it with something more permanent / weatherproof closer to the holidays)
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
temp food pantry to help the SNAP chaps (will replace it with something more permanent / weatherproof closer to the holidays)
annual feline photographic humiliation, volume 11
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
annual feline photographic humiliation, volume 11
I take care of the place while the Master is away
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I take care of the place while the Master is away
wife and I were discussing adding a little food pantry outside our apartment building. in the meantime, the Little Free Library is pulling double duty.
October 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
wife and I were discussing adding a little food pantry outside our apartment building. in the meantime, the Little Free Library is pulling double duty.
"Sarah Connor, you will be termina-"
"Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate"
"Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."
"Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate"
"Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Sarah Connor, you will be termina-"
"Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate"
"Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."
"Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate"
"Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."
new recession indicator: Pibb Xtra has been downgraded back to Mr. Pibb
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
new recession indicator: Pibb Xtra has been downgraded back to Mr. Pibb
once watched an EAS scenario video where Trump built military infrastructure under the White House, so he could fight back instead of lawfully stepping down from office
this reeks of that
this reeks of that
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
once watched an EAS scenario video where Trump built military infrastructure under the White House, so he could fight back instead of lawfully stepping down from office
this reeks of that
this reeks of that
ah beans, I've done it again...
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
ah beans, I've done it again...