Curt
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Curt
@curtnm.bsky.social
No release of jobs, inflation or GDP reports.

But the Philip Rivers report on affordability has been released. Retired 44 year old quarterback with ten kids has just signed with the Colts.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You have to ask yourself how many cracked phone screens is this knucklehead going to have as he is sitting on a toilet in the middle of the night as he rage rants about his next perceived grievance? You just know that fake peace prize is never coming off.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The quote of: “We’ve saved millions and millions of lives.” I got really excited as I had thought he was going to be instrumental in new rules in football/soccer about the epidemic of flopping by players.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You can file this in the “If only I had known” category.

That you can resolve any conflict by simply shopping at the “Peace Proposals R Us” store.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yikes. Every member of alleged texters. You have to know that everyone of these guys, when they make foul mention of women, that it is aspirational. Because they live in hope some day they may actually may meet one.
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pictures of the Oval Office. Looks like the VIP room if a gas station was a gentleman’s club. Hot dog broiler and slurpee machine included.
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What you have to do when the wife wants to divorce you for biblical reasons? Me thinks it may have less to do with driving the money lenders out of the temple and more to do with a Mary Magdalene type. Or if the other persons name was Dwayne. Lucky before the wife went all Old Testament on him. MAGA
July 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Marco Rubio: “Forget about intelligence”.
Marco, yes we know and it really isnt necessary to keep proving it to us! We already have enough proof.
When a throwaway remark becomes a mantra for an administration.
June 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Of course it was called Operation Midnight Hammer. When you have a whole administration that is as dumb as a bag of hammers…Why not?
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ask me why I know that a certain element of our population is mourning the downfall of Hooters rather than democracy. Oh wait, that explains how we are in this mess. The same bros that thought she really digs me are the same idiots that believe the clown in orange really digs them too.
June 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In just another example of bad timing where “Oh, I was so close”.
Anybody else have June 1st in the office pool on when the breakup of the Donald/Elon bromance would occur. I knew that they would never go the distance but it ended just so abruptly.
May 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Yikes! Everyone is being so hard on him. Nissan, Nippon? I say stupid stuff all of the time. Of course I’m only making a half assed attempt at controlling my own life versus one that thinks he’s in control of the whole world. And of course I also know the difference of a misspeak versus dementia.
May 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I never ever have nightmares about the actual flying monkeys part but Virginia Foxx threatening to release them is the scariest part of that whole movie.
May 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
As the old proverb says “It takes a village…”. There is another cliche about “ somewhere a village is missing their idiot”. How unlucky is it for our country that somehow all the idiots ended up hiding in one house.
May 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I knew the whole Gulf renaming thing would backfire. Her lines were so rehearsed she got confused and thought Habeas Corpus was a city on the coast in Texas.
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Groceries! His wonderment at the word is the equivalent of your young child when they first notice that they have hands.
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Been racking my brain all day. Trying to figure explaining to my the future generations how there is no such thing as an airplane fairy.
May 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Good news, bad news. Accepting a $400M dollar jet from foreign power is absolutely corrupt. In four years the plane will be assigned to a trust that will run his presidential library. The good news is that they could park it right in the library. Move the one coloring book aside and there you go!
May 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not a believer here. Fox News analyst beating on the Biden Administration. She fainted. I do hope she is ok. But new Pope, new lightning. Just sayin’.
May 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Once again I’m aging myself but Howard Lutnick stopped just going full Eddie Haskell and just short of calling the orange guy Mrs. Cleaver and telling him, “My, you sure do look lovely today”.
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This stuff just writes itself. Dear leader has criticized some actors that are going to boycott a performance of Les Mis at the Kennedy Center as “self-absorbed”. This coming from a guy so self absorbed and orange that his nickname should be ShamWow!
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Here is the difference. While some remember their war dead with ceramic poppies others want to hold a self aggrandizing parade.
May 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The bad news is that they are going to reopen Alcatraz . The good news is that Homeland secretary is going to offset the costs by giving tours and the Alcatraz Follies will be put on for the entertainment of the masses.
May 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was looking at the headlines this AM. Reflection on my screen made it appear that there was an AI generated pic portraying him as the poop. I thought to myself, “well there you go, another case of type casting!”
May 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Very angry this morning. Still waiting for the printers to get the bingo cards called “First clown to leave the circus?”. Just when I truly have a shot at the American dream they pull the rug (non-toupee reference) from under me! I have been foiled by a comb over! Next get rich quick scheme.
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM